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<p>Despite the rigor mortis, Wiggy Foley was a very fidgety passenger. Neil had strapped him back against the
passenger seat and edged away from him, trying to avoid any contact with the clammy body. Every time the
tanker hit a rough patch or pot-hole, Foley slumped right or left, his dead head thumping against the glass,
wig flapping in tempo. </p>
<p>"This would give you the bloody heebie-jeebies," Neil asserted. "How come it has to be us who end up with the
zombie?"</p>
<p>"Ed's on his own. You could hardly expect him to drive about just himself and the stiff."</p>
<p>"Another couple of inches and they could both have been stiffs."</p>
<p>Foley swung away from the window, lurched against Neil.</p>
<p>"Get off," Neil grated, pushing him back in disgust. He turned to Jed. "I think his beard's still growing.
That stubble's longer than it was. Maybe he's not dead at all."</p>
<p>"That would make him the world's best mime artist. Or he's in the dead gorilla sketch. Fix that wig, would
you, in case anybody gets suspicious."</p>
<p>"Suspicious? We're driving around in a nicked tanker with the cover ripped off and a baldy corpse waving to
pedestrians and you worry about being suspicious?"</p>
<p>"Well, put like that, I suppose you can maybe forget the wig."</p>
<p>Neil turned and stared at him and suddenly both of them burst into whoops of laughter. Some of it sounded too
close to hysteria.</p>
<p>Ed had called and told them about the end of the chase, and that meant there was only one other patrol car in
this area. Here in the west, there are too many roads with wide empty spaces and farm tracks between them to
ensure they're all easily covered. They had the police band on low, just to monitor the position, knowing it
would only be a matter of time before they crossed the path of the other patrol who were heading north.</p>
<p>They came along the Creggan Road which is five miles north of the Arden by-pass where Ed and Tam had put the
other pursuit out of commission. Here the road heads west to join the main route northwards and they
followed it for a while until they approached the junction. Jed eased down to a stop with a hundred yards to
go while Neil leant forward, past the unwanted guest, to view the southern approach.</p>
<p>"Five or ten minutes," he said. The airwaves had been punctuated with urgent calls back and forth after the
first two had hit the side of the tanker and the normally precise operational coding had been abandoned for
a few minutes of incoherence and panic. Three patrols were racing up from the other side of Levenford and
would be here in less than half an hour, along with the fire tender and the emergency rescue unit, Angus
Baxter and his team of detectives and anybody else they could muster.</p>
<p>It took only four minutes before Neil saw the approaching police car way down the straight and he nudged
Jed.</p>
<p>"Time to shift. Try not to kill us all."</p>
<p> "I'm an <em>excellent</em> driver," Jed drawled.</p>
<p> "Dustin Hoffman," Neil guessed. "Rain Man. Now pretend you're a real driver, get this heap in gear and keep
your mind on the job."</p>
<p> "Fat man, you think you're uncle Jack Lorne." Jed stuck it in gear and eased out onto the main road, giving
himself plenty of time. He had to assume the cops were not entirely stupid and would notice the dairy logo
as they approached, though if they didn't, he could easily find a way of attracting their attention.</p>
<p>There was a slight uphill pull, which allowed the approaching car to halve the distance by the time they
crested and then they were on the downslope and pulling hard left to get to the back road from Arden to
Creggan that cut from the hills to the high coastline overlooking the broad firth where Jack had sat with
Kate on a sunny night. From up here, distant water sparkled in the slanted rays. Jed checked the mirror just
before they disappeared from view.</p>
<p>"They're moving," he said. "They must be quick on the uptake."</p>
<p>"That makes a change. Just pray they're not heroes."</p>
<p>"When this baby hits eighty eight, you're gonna see some serious shit."</p>
<p>"I told you, Bullitt. Save it for later. And if you put it above sixty on this dirt-track, I'm asking Stiffly
Formal here to drive."</p>
<p>Half a mile behind them, Derek Travers was drumming his fingers impatiently on the wheel as the patrol car
picked up speed.</p>
<p>"Should we call in?" Walter had his thumb in the radio.</p>
<p>"Give it a minute," he said. He pointed at the tanker in the now closing distance. "Let's see which way they
head at the junction."</p>
<p>Two miles north, the road split right and left. The tanker flashed silver through the patches of trees and
hedges as the police car hurried up behind it. After a few minutes, the nearside indicator began to flash
and the truck slowed for a turn.</p>
<p>Derek Travers turned to his partner. "We got them now. Where can they go?"</p>
<p>Walter thought about it. If it kept on this road, it would come to Creggan village at the end of the
peninsula overlooking the estuary. After that was the big submarine base round at Loch Long and the only way
out from there was on the high back road where a one-in-ten incline meant the big tanker would be gasping
uphill at walking speed.</p>
<p>"If we call in now," Derek said, "everybody and his dog will be in on it, and we'll be back where we started.
Let's give it a bit more."</p>
<p>In the truck ahead, Neil called Jack.</p>
<p>"Retro, looks like you're home clear."</p>
<p>"Speak to me, Elvis."</p>
<p>"We've picked up the boy scouts earning merit badges. You'll have it all your on way from here on in. Just
don't crash and burn, good buddy."</p>
<p>"We'll try our hardest," Jack said. The relief in his voice was pretty clear, even over the phone.</p>
<p>Neil pushed Foley to the side and watched in the mirror. The police car was closing the gap quickly now. Jed
breasted the hill and used the long downslope to gather his own momentum.</p>
<p>"They're sticking to us," he said. "Nothing yet on the squawk."</p>
<p>"I don't think they could have called in," Neil guessed astutely. "I think we've got a pair of wannabe
heroes."</p>
<p>"All the better," Jed said. "Two against two is very good odds these days."</p>
<p>Neil slapped the solid body beside him.</p>
<p>"Two against three."</p>
<p>Jed laughed, nervous bravado. "And twelve wheels against four. Man, they have <em>no</em> hope."</p>
<p>A quarter of a mile behind, Walter Crum was on the radio now, relaying their position and target to control.
Angus Baxter got the call within twenty seconds and was a patched right through.</p>
<p>"You're sure it's the one we want?"</p>
<p>"Yessir." Walter read out the dairy legend on the back of the silver cylinder.</p>
<p>"And they're moving in the direction of Creggan?"</p>
<p>"On the shore road, Sir. We are in pursuit, directly behind them."</p>
<p>"Stick with them. Don't lose them. Try to get close and find out who they are."</p>
<p>Angus Baxter got clearance to summon the force helicopter down from Glasgow and every other patrol car,
fire-tender and rescue vehicle that had been heading to the first crash scene diverted north and west in a
fast-moving convoy, leaving the first patrol sitting by their wrecked car arguing over who's bodily
functions had the least control.</p>
<p>"You heard the man," Walter said. "Let's be having them."</p>
<p>The tanker came hurtling down the hill at breakneck speed and Jed held the line steady on the bend, taking
the wheels right to the edge and giving the pedal just enough to get hard traction when they pulled out of
it. Wiggy Foley swung away from the window and Neil had to brace himself to shove him back.</p>
<p>Ahead of them was a straight stretch where the route widened just a couple of yards on the left as it
approached the cut-off to yet another small and lonely hamlet.</p>
<p>The pursuit sped up on the straight and Jed edged to the right, ensuring he couldn't be forced down the slip
and trapped on a single track. Behind them, the car jinked left. Jed pushed for more speed and the patrol
car more than matched them.</p>
<p>"They're coming up on the inside," Neil said.</p>
<p>"Just what I need," Jed told him. "Give them a wave."</p>
<p>Derek Travers ground out a curse when the tanker hogged the right. On this straight, they had the chance to
power ahead and block the road and that way they could have a leisurely wait for the back up posse, with the
suspects cuffed in the back of the car. All past failures would be forgiven and forgotten in one easy
move. </p>
<p>He pulled left just as the road widened and saw an opportunity develop. He gunned it hard.</p>
<p>"Take it easy," Walter warned, checking his belt.</p>
<p>"I can take them," Derek boasted. He nosed up on the inside, past the tail lights. The road seemed to vibrate
with the truck's weight and the turbulence buffeted them hard and then they were pulling alongside, doing
nearly sixty.</p>
<p>The car held it steady, creeping up to the cab. Walter leant forward to peer up.</p>
<p>A pale face swung towards him and a meaty hand waved through the glass.</p>
<p>"That's Wiggy Foley," he said excitedly, "one of Ferguson's minders. Cheeky sod. God, this is going to be
good."</p>
<p>Travers grinned. "We're in the money now."</p>
<p>He slammed down a gear to coax an extra burst just as Jed Cooper did the same in the high cab. They were
still on the downslope, which gave the big tanker a weight advantage. They were three hundred yards from the
turn off and now that the police car was still on the inside, Jed eased the tanker back to the left, forcing
the pursuit car closer to the edge.</p>
<p>"Watch out, he's going to force us...."</p>
<p>"Bastard," Derek mouthed. He got to sixty five, managed to get the nose past the front of the racing
juggernaut.</p>
<p>Wiggy Foley stared down at them, nose flattened against the glass.</p>
<p>Walter Crum got another glimpse, and something struck him as odd about the way Foley was sitting, but in the
heat of the moment, he had other things to think about. The two machines raced together, nose to nose.</p>
<p>Jed just held the line. The police driver might have had training on the skid-pan, but Jed Cooper had been
ramming round the stock circuit since he was sixteen. Derek Travers almost made it, and then, very abruptly,
the road disappeared..</p>
<p>"Derek....<em>Derek</em>...!" Walter panicked just a little.</p>
<p>There was suddenly nowhere for them to go. Jed got that extra few yards out of the rig, timed it to the split
second and the gap closed too tightly for the car to swerve through and get ahead. The truck thundered along
on the straight and the police car was suddenly facing a thick tangle of briars and brambles dead ahead.
Derek Travers jerked on the wheel with a bare second left and the car shot down turn-off curve. Even over
the roar of the diesel, Jed and Neil heard the squeal as he hit the brake hard.</p>
<p>"Back up, <em>back up</em>, they're getting away."</p>
<p>Walter managed to get the words past his heart which was now throbbing at the back of his throat. The fear of
a headlong crash into the undergrowth only beat the terror of career failure by a thin lip. His partner
slammed into reverse, wove at speed back along the curve and managed to get back onto the main road in
surprisingly quick time. The big rig was down the hill and round the bend and gone.</p>
<p>"Hurry, hurry. Come on man, he said don't lose them."</p>
<p>"Bastard forced me off the road. Could have killed me." Travers's face was a complex mix of fury and
fright.</p>
<p>He got onto the main road again and hared after the tanker.</p>
<p>"That was too close," Neil said. "You could have killed them."</p>
<p>"No chance. Cops don't kill themselves, not on duty anyway. He was trying to get in front of us, and if he'd
done that, there's no way I was stopping for him. It was just as well I sent him the wrong way, rather than
skite him off."</p>
<p>Neil was peering in the mirror, expecting the flash of white any second.</p>
<p>"I think we should have kept on the road north," he said. "I don't know why you took this road anyway. We're
heading straight for Creggan."</p>
<p>"So?"</p>
<p>"We're going to run out of road. There's nothing between us and the firth of Clyde, and there's a whole posse
chasing us."</p>
<p>"Plus Batman and Robin," Jed said, "if they haven't driven into a tree. Don't you worry, I can handle this
thing."</p>
<p>"You better start handling it good. They're back in the picture again."</p>
<p>Jed took a backward glance, saw the patrol gaining once more. He thumped the horn, making it roar like a
beast. Neil gave a visible start.</p>
<p>"Jesus, Jed. You scared the hell out of me."</p>
<p>They were coming up fast, lights flashing. The car feinted left as before, then came up on the right, on a
fairly tight bend.</p>
<p>"He's trying to take us."</p>
<p>"On this road? He must have a death wish," Jed said. He changed down to get more muscle. The police car
pulled out, began to accelerate and then a little post van came bizzing round the corner in a flash of red
and a wail of alarm. The patrol yanked fast back in behind the tanker at the last split second.</p>
<p> It tried again, risking it once more on a right bend and this time a slow-moving tractor was trundling close
to the hedge and the police car barely missed it in a screech of brakes.</p>
<p>"Definitely a hero," Jed said, watching as the pursuit tried again, nosing out on a little straight stretch.
He eased the tanker across the centre line, blocking its path. The policeman's face was just a pale shape,
but he knew he would be mouthing curses. It tried to squeeze through the cap and Jed pushed it almost into
the hedge. It braked sharply and its horn barked. </p>
<p>"Can't see why Ed should have all the fun," Jed said. He grabbed the helmet from the floor and slung it on,
fixing the strap one-handed with ease of practise.</p>
<p>"You get lidded up," he told Neil.</p>
<p>"I won't hear the phone, or the radio."</p>
<p>Behind them, the police siren began to howl angrily, and a flicker of red and blue winked bright in the rear
view.</p>
<p>"Doesn't matter. This loony fancies his chances. I'm going to try a few moves."</p>
<p>"What kind of moves?" Neil was clasping the helmet on, looking worried.</p>
<p>The phone rang and he paused to answer.</p>
<p>"Calling Elvis." Ed's voice.</p>
<p>"Uh huh huh. You're a wunnerful audience."</p>
<p>Ed came on.</p>
<p>"A whole squad of them just passed me north of Arden. Angus Baxter, a couple of fast cars. And he's called
out the chopper. You're running out of time."</p>
<p>Neil relayed the message to Jed.</p>
<p>"That's what we planned," Jed told him. "Now get that helmet on."</p>
<p>They were coming down the long slope now, with the flashing lights right on their tail, sun heliographing
through the tall trees. Jed pushed the big rig to the limit, taking the corners in a fine tight line,
getting the speed just right. In other circumstances, Neil would have admired the skill.</p>
<p>"Bullitt, we've only got a mile to Creggan and then we're done." He was sounding puzzled and worried.
"They'll have the local fuzz out with a barrier. Road blocks."</p>
<p>"You think a road block can stop this beast?"</p>
<p>"Don't you dare. I'm not going down for murder."</p>
<p>"Don't worry, Mr Elvis," Jed assured him. "We've got Wiggy here as a good luck charm." He bent to the left
and clapped the corpse on a meaty shoulder. "Touch wood."</p>
<p>"Watch, <em>watch</em>!" The rig swung to the left, clipping very close to the hedge. They were hammering
down towards a very tight right turn and Jed was picking up speed. Neil's voice was rising, suddenly
panicked. "Jeez man, keep your eye on the fucking road."</p>
<p>The turn loomed, all too sudden and they were going all too fast.</p>
<p>"Road?" Jed laughed crazily. "Where we're going, we don't <em>need</em> roads."</p>
<p>The engine was screaming and Jed's knuckles were white.</p>
<p>"Jed man. Oh holy mother of..."</p>
<p>He was doing fifty, sixty, far to fast to take this curve.</p>
<p>"You crazy pratt...." For a second Neil thought Jed was paralysed. His hands were gripped on the wheel, not
moving, just bracing it. He wasn't even making an attempt at the turn.</p>
<p>Neil saw the hedges loom. The tanker bulleted towards them, unstoppable now.</p>
<p>It smacked them flat with a crack like gunfire. Neil let out a little squeal that was miraculous high for a
big baritone.</p>
<p>The tanker rammed through the hawthorn hedge, scattered twigs and stumps like shrapnel and a confetti of
white flourish blasted out in a fluttering fountain. On the other side of the hedge a small field drain, a
couple of feet deep and three feet wide presented no obstacle at all. The speed and momentum carried the
front wheels over it and everything else followed, hurtling through the gap and into the field beyond,
bouncing crazily on the grass and carving great brown tracks through the turf. A herd of cross
jersey-friesians took off like chubby wildebeest, scattered in panic.</p>
<p>Derek Travers was thirty yards behind the tanker's tail lights, desperate to find a gap to shoot through and
halt them before the rest of the cavalry arrived. His need had made him reckless and he didn't even hear
Walter Crum's warning as they raced down the hill in pursuit.</p>
<p>He was so close to the rig that the corner was on him before he realised it and suddenly shrubbery and wood
was flying all over the place.</p>
<p>Walter Crum bawled another urgent warning and Travers hit the brake so hard the nose of the car dipped
towards the tarmac. Tyres howled on the dry road as he tried to hold the line and the patrol careered
forward, slowing as it went. The big tanker disappeared in a flurry of leaves and the road disappeared along
with it. Walter was still bawling incoherently as the back end began to swing round, even though the driver
had got it down from fifty to twenty. Travers over-compensated right on the point of the corner. Rubber
squealed and so did Walter. The car mounted the little verge, bounced nose upwards, shot through the raggedy
gap in the hedge and slammed down in to the small ditch, sending up a spray of mud, moss and tiny
frogs. </p>
<p>For a moment, nothing moved. The siren was still wailing and the lights still flashing, and the windscreen
was completely blanked out by a skin of red muck.</p>
<p>Derek Travers groaned through the numbness in his nose where it had hit the wheel. He eased himself out of
the car and stepped straight into two feet of mud, cursed and hauled himself away from the steam jetting
from somewhere in the front. Walter Crum stumbled out the other side, lost a shoe to the glutinous sucking
mire, amazed that he was totally unhurt.</p>
<p>Both of them looked at each other, faces pale and slack. Then, simultaneously, they turned.</p>
<p>The tanker was hammering on across the field, leaving parallel scars in the green, scattering the livestock
and a flustered flock of woodpigeons, rumbling like a runaway beast as it headed for the breast of the hill
beyond.</p>
<p>"Where the hell do they think they're going?" Walter asked.</p>
<p>"Nowhere for them to go," Derek said. "Come on. We've got them now."</p>
<p>Walter fished in the mud in the little runnel until he found his shoe, pulled it on and squelched to dry
ground. The pair of them set off in pursuit, leaving the patrol car nose down in the muck, but relatively,
miraculously, undamaged. </p>
<p>Jed stopped the rig on the brow of the little hill on the far side of the meadow, engine chugging exhaust as
if catching breath. It had been an exhilarating ride. Ahead of them, beyond the down-slope, the blue of the
Clyde firth scattered back spangled sunlight, below the precipice of the Creggan headland.</p>
<p>"You scared the living <em>shite</em> out of me," Neil finally said, tight with emotion, most of it pure
shock. He unstrapped the helmet and took it off, holding it in two shaking hands. Foley had slumped to the
side, his face smeared on the glass.</p>
<p>"I thought you'd like it," Jed said.</p>
<p>"Like it? You crazy schmuck. You could have killed us both."</p>
<p>"Don't be daft. You never really thought I couldn't take that bend, did you?"</p>
<p>"Are you telling me you had this planned all along?" Neil's breath was fast and shallow. "And you never even
told me?"</p>
<p>Jed grinned pure mischief.</p>
<p>"Sure we did. There's half a dozen places we worked it out, just in case we had to. This was the best of the
lot."</p>
<p>"How come?"</p>
<p>Jed pointed ahead. "Because of that."</p>
<p>Neil saw nothing. He was about to ask when Jed unclipped his own helmet and turned to him.</p>
<p>"Let's unfasten our mystery guest." He looked in the mirror. "And we'd better make it snappy. We've got
company."</p>
<p>Neil started to unsnag the seat belt that hadn't quite restrained Foley. The dead man's wig was flopped to
the side now, as if it was crawling down to his collar. Neil scanned the rear view and saw the two policemen
running across the field, maybe a quarter of a mile behind, while the herd of cows ran in confused little
circles, hampering their progress.</p>
<p>Jed helped haul Foley across the bench seat, pulling on the stiff arms. He heaved until the body was behind
the wheel and then let the handbrake off a couple of notches. Ahead of them, a row of thin gorse bushes
formed an insubstantial barrier and below that, a steeper slope leading right down towards the lip of the
old sandstone cliffs that marked the edge of the highland boundary. The truck eased down from the crest
until only its back end showed. Jed clambered up to the back of the cab, to make sure the policemen were
still in pursuit.</p>
<p>"What now?" Neil demanded.</p>
<p>Jed had to use a lot of force to get the stiff arms onto the wheel. He clamped the fingers around it, just
making sure. The truck wouldn't need any steering down this slope. Very quickly he pulled and hauled at the
dirty jeans until he got a dirty Doc Marten placed over the accelerator. He pressed down and the engine
roared.</p>
<p>"If you're going to do what I think, you're crazier than you look."</p>
<p>"How do you mean?"</p>
<p>Neil pointed ahead. "That's the Creggan Cliffs. I don't care what kind of a driver you are, you'll never
survive that."</p>
<p>Jed pushed on the leg again, making the engine rev faster. Behind them, panting very heavily, came two
policemen, one of whom had lost his shoe again. They reached the crest and stood there, holding their
sides.</p>
<p>"Open the pod bay doors, Hal."</p>
<p>Jed revved, stuck the gear stick forward and sent the whole rig running down the hill. "Smokestack
lightning!"</p>
<p>"Let me out," Neil bawled. " I can't swim?"</p>
<p>"Swim? The <em>fall's</em> going to kill you."</p>
<p>They were through the gorse, flattening a swathe of it. Foley was stiffly propped behind the wheel, his rigid
leg just enough weight to keep the pedal pressed. Behind them the two policemen stood dumbstruck as the
truck went straight down the slope, past the gorse and disappeared from view on the lower slope, on a direct
line for the cliffs.</p>
<p>"Come on man," Jed said. "Let's hit the ground."</p>
<p>He opened the door, grabbed the helmet, and baled out.</p>
<p>Neil bawled a string of curses, kicked open the other door and fell out onto a matt of jagged gorse, rolled
and skidded five yards, mainly on his face.</p>
<p>From the crest of the hill, the policemen saw the tanker disappear over the lower ridge, too exhausted to
chase it any more. They stood with their hands on their knees, hauling hard.</p>
<p>Derek Travers pointed ahead of them and eased upright, pulling Walter Crum with him.</p>
<p>"Look at that!"</p>
<p>The tanker suddenly appeared in view again, about half a mile away now, a big silver bullet trundling fast on
a straight line for the cliff edge.</p>
<p>"Thelma and fucking Louise," Walter said.</p>
<p>The rig reached the edge, no pause, no slowing, its own momentum taking over. The sun glinted off its bright
curve as it took off into the air above the blue, turned in slow motion in a very graceful, ponderous twist,
plunged downwards and was gone.</p>
<p>By the time the patrolmen got down to the cliff edge, a tower of thick black smoke was billowing high into
the air, and the police helicopter was chugging inwards over the Clyde Firth.</p>
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