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<h1>14</h1>
<p>It took ten minutes before anybody realised the tank was empty. </p>
<p> The shift was just starting and the bottling hall was primed and ready. Billy Butler and the filling-line charge
hand were over in the glasshouse going through the paperwork when somebody knocked on the door. Billy looked up.</p>
<p>"You better come and see this." One of the operators stood there, rubbing his jaw.</p>
<p>"We're just about to start. Give us ten minutes."</p>
<p>"No, I think you <em>really</em> should come and see this."</p>
<p>Billy stuck a pen into his top pocket and came walking out, white coat flapping.</p>
<p>"What's the problem?"</p>
<p>"Best you see for yourself."</p>
<p>The man walked along the gantry and stopped at the balcony. From there, the big tank was almost directly underneath,
its sectional hinged lids thrown wide like stainless steel petals. The inside walls gleamed in the overhead
light.</p>
<p>"Oh, holy <em>fuck</em>," Billy's face went slack. </p>
<p>"That's what I though too."</p>
<p>It had been simple for Ed to get in quickly, turn the key to close off the bottling line feed and then throw the
handle that would drain the tank after a sterile wash. It took him eighteen seconds in all and he was back in the
washroom before anyone even knew he was gone. Jack had insisted on that last move, even though Tam had said it
wouldn't be needed.</p>
<p>Good enough, <em>never is</em>, Jack had said. Or conversely: <em>there is absolutely no substitute for a genuine
lack of preparation. </em>Another of his throwaway lines, but Ed had gone along with it. Jack Lorne had it all
together. One mistake, he said, and we're all in the shit.</p>
<p>Out of the corner of his eye Ed saw Billy Butler take two steps back and come to a halt against the banister. His
face seemed to turn the colour of old putty and he looked as if he was having a heart attack.</p>
<p>"Are you all right?" Jim McCabe, the charge hand was starting up from the bottom stair.</p>
<p>Billy Butler was far from all right. He came down the stairs, went straight to the glasshouse and picked up the
phone.</p>
<p>"Get me Alistair Sproat."</p>
<p>"He's tied up at the moment Mr Butler," a woman's voice answered.</p>
<p>"Fucking untie him and get him down here," he said. "And I mean <em>pronto</em>."</p>
<p>Alistair Sproat had not seen Billy Butler's shock, but he made a very passable imitation when the manager took him to
the tank rim. He clutched a hand to his chest and almost doubled up.</p>
<p>"What's happened?"</p>
<p>"It's gone."</p>
<p>"Oh my god. Oh my <em>god</em>!" Sproat held on to the rail. "Where's my Glen Murroch?"</p>
<p>"Damned if I know," Billy said. "We left it to settle out last night after we emptied the last barrel. It was ready
for the bottling filter."</p>
<p>"So where is it, man? You had twenty five thousand gallons."</p>
<p>"I know that Alistair."</p>
<p>"So where in the name of god is my whisky?" He couldn't assimilate this yet.</p>
<p>Billy shrugged helplessly. The tank was completely empty. It had been six feet deep in fine malt twenty four hours
ago.</p>
<p>"I'm buggered if I know. The Glen Murroch's gone. Disappeared. Vanished. Vamoosed."</p>
<p>"That's three million pounds Billy. The bottling line's waiting to go. We've spent a fortune on presentation boxes.
For heaven's sake, Billy. It's Murroch <em>twenty-five-year-old</em>."</p>
<p>"I know that Alistair. But it's not there now."</p>
<p>Sproat was backed against the rail, still holding on, white knuckled.</p>
<p>"Billy." Sproat sounded as if he was choking. He looked as if he'd been hit with a bung-mallet. "<em>Billy.</em>
Don't bugger me about now. Just tell me what's happened."</p>
<p>"We've lost a whole decant."</p>
<p>"Well, you'd better damn well find it, or we're both in extremely deep manure."</p>
<p>The whole town knew all about it by mid morning. Sproat was besieged in his office and the customs men were crawling
all over the place.</p>
<p> "It was there yesterday", Jim Gilveray, the excise chief said to Angus Baxter. The big inspector had his pipe jammed
in the corner of his mouth. Powerful blue smoke billowed from his nostrils. "I saw it myself. Here's the
paperwork."</p>
<p> Gilveray pushed a thick file across the table. "It's an excise matter anyway. The material has not left customs bond
yet."</p>
<p>"So we would hope," Angus said. It wasn't a police matter, not yet, but Alistair Sproat had been in such a panic he'd
put a call through to headquarters before he sat down to think, so for now, at least, there was police interest.
"Such a shame to think somebody has misplaced all that whisky. It would be criminal negligence, is my view. An
affront to our Scottish heritage."</p>
<p>Kerr Thomson shifted from foot to foot. The big detective had given him a weighing look when he'd come in to
reception and for a moment Thomson thought he was about to say something. He hadn't had a wink of sleep all night,
thinking of that patrolman and his flashlight. Had he gone straight back to the station and told everybody?</p>
<p>"I've had to call in the investigation unit," Gilveray said. "Just in case."</p>
<p>He was looking Sproat straight in the eye. </p>
<p>"Just in case of what?"</p>
<p>"Just to protect Her Majesty's interest." All of the brass sat around the boardroom table. "They'll be here by
lunchtime."</p>
<p>"I don't think that's going to be necessary," Billy Butler said. He had just arrived up from the decant hall with one
of the maintenance men.</p>
<p>"Why is that?"</p>
<p>"We've found the problem." Billy started to unfold a schematic that was almost an exact replica of the one Jack Lorne
had spread on Neil Cleary's kitchen table. He bent over it and everybody crowded round. He jabbed a finger at a
junction where lines converged. "Somebody opened the cleaning cock."</p>
<p>"What would that do?" Angus Baxter.</p>
<p>"Very similar to the bottling valve here," Billy said, indicating a small detail. "Except that instead of pumping the
whisky to the lines, it just vents the tank. We use it after a steam clean."</p>
<p>"And what would that do?" Baxter insisted.</p>
<p>"What it <em>did</em> do," Billy corrected. His face was still ghastly pale. "I just don't know how anybody could
have made that mistake."</p>
<p>"You <em>vented</em> the decant?" Gilveray demanded. "Twenty five thousand gallons?"</p>
<p>"I don't know who threw the cleaning cock. But somebody has pulled the wrong lever."</p>
<p>"How many barrels would that be, now?" Baxter was curious.</p>
<p>"Four hundred and fifty hogsheads. They're bigger than barrels. Take about fifty five gallons apiece. We emptied them
over the past two days. It's a big operation."</p>
<p>"It was the <em>last</em> big operation," Sproat said, voice hollow and weak. "It's priceless."</p>
<p>"So where does it vent to?" Baxter seemed to take charge now.</p>
<p>"Here." Billy jabbed a finger at the schematic. They could see his hand was shaking. "It just goes down the drain and
out."</p>
<p>"Out where?"</p>
<p>"Into the river."</p>
<p>In five minutes they were all at the chain link fence and the smell of whisky was heavy on the wet air. The
thunderstorm had passed by in the early morning, leaving the ground sodden and soft, and beyond the fence, the golf
course was punctuated with big puddles in the fairway dips. A light smirr of rain fell out of low clouds.</p>
<p>They had paused by the little hatches where Billy Butler indicated the different pipes.</p>
<p>"Two inlets for fire hydrants. The third is a freezer valve." He moved between them. "This here is the vent for the
tank. He hunkered down close to the wall where a pipe curved down into a drain sump. "From there it discharges into
the runnel beyond the fence."</p>
<p>"I think that's confirmation enough," Baxter said, sniffing the air. His face was a picture of disgust. "It seems you
have a few problems, Mr Sproat."</p>
<p>Everybody turned to him. </p>
<p>"That's a lot of whisky to lose. We'll have to see what damage has been done."</p>
<p>"Damage?"</p>
<p>"Pollution. That much whisky can't have been good for the environment. The protection agency will have to be
informed."</p>
<p>He tapped his pipe out on a concrete stanchion. "And anybody who flushes away twenty five thousand gallons of good
Scotch whisky." He started filling the bowl again. "It's a personal thing, mind you, but in my opinion, that should
surely be a hanging offence."</p>
<p>Sproat looked as if he might faint. His face was drained of all colour and now matched the grey of this suit.
Everybody could see the mental calculations going on.</p>
<p>"This can't get out," he said.</p>
<p>"It already did," Gilveray said. "We'll have to find out how. And who is responsible."</p>
<p>"No. This has to remain confidential. Completely confidential, That's imperative, is that clear?" Sproat was
frantically thinking of how he would make up the shortfall. The three million was crucial for his development plan.
Without it he could be in serious trouble.</p>
<p>What he <em>thought</em> was, that without it he was totally fucked.</p>
<p>"I'm swearing you all to secrecy."</p>
<p>The big policeman took a step back, hunched over his pipe, straining to get it lit again. His eyes twinkled with arid
humour.</p>
<p>"Oh yes, I'm sure I remember the very mention of the secrecy clause in the police operational handbook."</p>
<p>Sproat looked at him, anger chasing shock.</p>
<p>"Just how secret do you think this can be?" Baxter asked him. "You've twenty workers in there who saw your empty
tank. It's going to be all over the town in ten minutes."</p>
<p>In less than an hour, the phone calls were coming in.</p>
<p>They had hid the tankers in plain sight, right at the back stretch of the container park on the east end of the town.
It was enough out of the way, and the fake tarpaulins on the makeshift brackets were sufficient camouflage amongst
the scatter of other trucks and trailers. They unhitched the drive units and left the big tanks up on their
brace-legs and parked the cabins on the other side. Anybody hunting for Andy Kerr's vehicles would be looking for
complete tankers. </p>
<p>"Nobody else is to know where they are," Jack said after he and Jed eased them into position. "Just let them think
they're back up on the plantation."</p>
<p>"You mean don't tell the lads?"</p>
<p>"I mean that exactly." Rain had been pouring down Jack's face and he slicked it away with the back of his hand.</p>
<p>"I thought we were <em>all</em> in this," Jed protested.</p>
<p>"Sure we are. But from now on it's going to get hairy. The customs men will be all over the place like flies on a
cowshit. The less people know, the less they can tell, even accidentally."</p>
<p>"You mean Donny?"</p>
<p>"I mean we just play it safe. Just you and me know where it is. That's enough for now."</p>
<p>They met at Gillespie's boat late in the afternoon after Donny and Ed clocked out. The pair of them looked as if they
could use some sleep.</p>
<p>"They bought it," Ed said. "The shit really hit. Every one of us got hauled in. You should have seen Sproat's face.
He looked like he'd swallowed a dead rat."</p>
<p>"They brought in the council and a whole team of big shots from the Customs and Excise." Donny was animated. "They
could get done for polluting the river."</p>
<p>"Did you leave the red herrings?"</p>
<p>Donny gave him a blank look.</p>
<p>"The fish, Donzo. Are the fish in the stream?"</p>
<p>"Sure they are. They can't miss them."</p>
<p>He had got up before dawn, unable to sleep, and taken the river towpath shortcut while the rain was still pounding
down. By the time he got to the little runnel, the smell of whisky was thick and powerful. He followed the streamlet
up to the bushes, counting off the pale bodies of the fish in the shallow water and then he plunged into the sodden
undergrowth until he reached the drainpipe. The big plastic container was full to the brim. He hauled it out,
grunting with exertion as he managed it onto his shoulder, and then bulled back out onto the path. In half an hour
he was back home again, and the five gallons of whisky hidden behind the old outhouse at the bottom of the
garden.</p>
<p>"What now?" Tam wanted to know.</p>
<p>"Now we sit and wait for the heat to die down."</p>
<p>"How long will that be?"</p>
<p>"We have to be careful," Jack said. Jed caught his eye, but said nothing. "As long as they think that stuff's gone
into the river, they won't come looking. But we have to make sure."</p>
<p>"How are we going to get rid of it?" Donny asked.</p>
<p>"Good question," Jack said, grinning. Some of the grey had washed out of his hair in the thunderstorm, leaving it
dark and metallic. He'd need more work. "Next question."</p>
<p>"No, really," Donny said. "It's a hell of a lot to start hawking." Neil backed him up.</p>
<p>"You all said you'd trust me, didn't you?" Jack was amazed that Donny hadn't asked the obvious question before.</p>
<p>Donny nodded.</p>
<p>"Right. Trust me some more. We just sit still until the time is right, and we'll know very soon. Be patient and don't
get greedy."</p>
<p> "Greedy? We're in this for the money," Neil said. He flipped his accent into Michael Douglas<em>: </em>"Greed is
good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary
spirit."</p>
<p> He held both hands theatrically wide. "Greed, in <em>all </em>of its forms."</p>
<p>"Greed just gets you caught," Ed said quietly.</p>
<p>"But are we going to have to fill up lemonade bottles or what?" Donny wanted to know. "That would take forever."</p>
<p>Jack laughed. "You fancy selling this door to door?"</p>
<p>This time Ed caught his eye and held it. He was cool.</p>
<p>"You've sold it already, haven't you? You've done a deal."</p>
<p>Jack winked, but he said nothing. Since first thing in the morning he'd been up and all over Glasgow, working on the
next leg of the plan. He hadn't had any sleep and he was now so tired he could drop.</p>
<hr />
<p>Big Lars Hanssen crushed his hand in a big double-handed grip. "<em>Yack!</em>" He boomed like a foghorn, hauled Jack
up the Valkyrie's gangplank and guided him past the wide open hold.</p>
<p>He'd been standing up at the boat prow, leaning in a proud pose over the dry dock. A radio somewhere was playing the
theme from Titanic. Jack hoped it wasn't an omen.</p>
<p>"Nearly ready to roll and rock," Lars said. "You do good business?"</p>
<p>"Good enough," Jack said. Lars closed the door on the foredeck and sat on the swivel seat.</p>
<p>"You want a vodka?"</p>
<p>"No. Here, try this." He pulled a bottle from the backpack and held it up.</p>
<p>"Is this it? Lagavullin?"</p>
<p>"That's just the bottle. What's inside is much better."</p>
<p>"We'll see." Lars unshipped the top and took a big swig. He held it in his mouth then swirled it around like a real
wine-taster. But instead of spitting it out, he closed his eyes and let it drain down his throat. He breathed out
through his nose and Jack got a whiff of strong whisky.</p>
<p>"<em>Holigan-goligan</em>. This is the business, no?"</p>
<p>"I think so."</p>
<p>"How much you got now?"</p>
<p>"Twenty thousand gallons plus. Double proof. Lets say forty thou at forty percent. Let's say a quarter of a million
standard bottles."</p>
<p>"That's one big hell of a lot of whisky, you know." It came out <em>viskie.</em></p>
<p>"What would that cost in Norway?"</p>
<p>"A king's ransom, Yack. In Sweden, even more than that, and Finland, you must go see the bank manager for a big loan.
With tax, at least sixty a bottle, your money. Some more maybe."</p>
<p>Jack had done his research. That came out about right. </p>
<p>"And a premium for prime twenty five year old."</p>
<p>"Not as much as you would think, ya? With the tax so high, those Swedes, they drink any old cows piss out of a rusty
bucket and like it, true? But still, maybe half the same again.</p>
<p>"So even at a big drop, taking it down to five apiece, we're still on for one and a quarter."</p>
<p>"Easy. In the winter when it gets dark, there is nothing else to do. Drink and women, this is all. The whole of
Scandinavia, it needs to cheer up and stay warm in the cold weather."</p>
<p>"Good. It'll have to be a quick turnaround. Now we have to talk business. I've fixed up for a marine assessor to come
round today. Some time in the afternoon. Is that okay with you?"</p>
<p>"Why would you want to do something like that?"</p>
<p>"To find out what your boat is worth."</p>
<p>Lars took his massive arms off the table. </p>
<p>"I know what my boat is worth." His voice had a sudden hard edge.</p>
<p>"Sure you do," Jack said. He had to handle this fast and steady. "But I don't know the first thing about boats."</p>
<p>"But why do you want to send someone to my boat to find that out?" Lars' brow was creased into a heavy frown. His
blue eyes glared across the table.</p>
<p>Jack sat back. It was always going to be a game of chess, but he'd already drawn Lars out.</p>
<p>"Simple. I need a guarantee, and the best way to get that is for you to give me a carried interest in the Valkyrie's
operation."</p>
<p>"I think you better explain this. I thought we did a deal."</p>
<p>"So we did, and it's a good deal."</p>
<p>"We shook hands on it."</p>
<p>"That's true. We did. You nearly broke my knuckles. And now we move to the next stage. I've got the whisky, twenty
thousand gallons of it, and you've got the boat. Now I've got something you want, and vice versa."</p>
<p>"I don't think I like this way of doing business," Lars said.</p>
<p>"It's the only way, Lars." Jack put his hands down on the surface, palms up, showing he was hiding nothing. "Cards on
the table, okay?"</p>
<p>Lars shrugged, as if it didn't matter what Jack could say. </p>
<p>"Right. You can get in and out of Norway and Sweden. You've got a thousand miles of fjords and a customs set up
that's full of holes. You can get the stuff in."</p>
<p>"Sure I can. Nobody searches the Valkyrie, especially on the waste disposal."</p>
<p>"And you've got a market for the stuff?"</p>
<p>"For sure I have."</p>
<p>"So all you have to do is load up, pull out, and make a million plus, no tax."</p>
<p>Lars shrugged again. "Easy."</p>
<p>Jack knew he'd make a lot more than that.</p>
<p>"So we've done all the work, taken all the risk, and now you have to take a little risk for me."</p>
<p>He leant over the table, holding Lars with his eyes.</p>
<p>"Listen, big man. You <em>know</em> I don't want your boat. I don't know the first thing about sailing. I'd ram it
into the other side of the dock if you put me up at the wheel. What I do need is for you to give me half the boat,
half the operation, as a loan. That's what a carried interest is. Equity. And this way none of us can lose. You sign
half the boat to my company, all above board and legal. We get a paper drawn up so you're still the operator and
senior partner. But I have a share."</p>
<p>"So why do you need to do this?"</p>
<p>"Simple. I need an asset, and it's only temporary, like an advance. A deposit against future profits. Carried
interest gives us a share that we give back to you when we divvy up."</p>
<p>"Divvy up?"</p>
<p>"Redistribute the spoils."</p>
<p>Lars still held that frown and Jack knew he's have to work on this a bit more, or the deal would go down the pan. His
big weapon was the fact that Lars Hanssen had a whiff of big money. He'd just have to be convinced to take another
risk for it.</p>
<p>"Look at it this way. Your boat's been on the stocks for what, four?"</p>
<p>"About that."</p>
<p>"A month of good summer weather. I did my homework and I know the North Sea has never had it so good. Must be
something to do with global warming. Anyway, four weeks laid up with no money coming in. A big boat like this? That
should have been working every day, so your profits are down the swannee. And the repairs, okay, that's probably
insurance, assuming you have some."</p>
<p>"I have insurance."</p>
<p>"But you're off hire. You're not trading, so you're in a loss situation that's getting deeper every day, and that
means you're spending your own hard-earned cash or spending the bank's money. If that's the case, you're on
short-money interest, and that's making your eyes water."</p>
<p>"How do you know all this."</p>
<p>"Trust me, I'm a smartarse. I'm doing a course. Anyway, now you have a chance to make a million, maybe one and a
half. Higher than that if I know you. That'll give you a chance to buy another boat and start your own fleet, double
your profits, or just retire to some tropical island. I don't know."</p>
<p>Lars watched him, truculent, like a bear in a corner, but didn't answer.</p>
<p>"It's a big chance for both of us. So we each have to take some of the risk. For you, it's not that much, and you
have to speculate to accumulate. Anyway, you could take the stuff in legit, pay the tax, and still make a fortune,
except that it's stolen and you'd have to find a supplier to back you up. You give us the carried interest for,
let's say, two months, three at the outside, at which time you have the option to buy it back at a fixed price
agreed between us. I've got a good contract lawyer set up to draw up the deal, but you can pick one of your own if
you want. Anyway, that gives me the security I need, and you keep your option."</p>
<p>"You want to hold my Valkyrie hostage?"</p>
<p>"You're the Viking, Lars. I just see it as a good deal. It's security."</p>
<p>He wasn't being exactly honest in this, but he told no lies. Lars didn't have to know everything he had up his
sleeve. Nobody did.</p>
<p>The big man scraped his nails across his beard. It sounded like wire wool. Jack kept talking.</p>
<p>"And as soon as you do your deal across the water and weigh in with the cash, I have to sign it back to you."</p>
<p>"What if something goes wrong?"</p>
<p>"You make sure it doesn't. Something goes wrong between now and delivery, I'm facing five years. If it goes wrong at
your end, then we're both sunk. Customs and Excise is just the same here as it is there. I checked. They'll impound
your boat and we both lose everything. They call this a pendulum deal. It's win or lose, no in-between. But when we
win, we win big. Lose and we drown together."</p>
<p>Lars bent forward, looming right up to Jack. "My father, he was a whaleboat captain. He bought the Valkyrie when they
stopped the whaling. He's one tough ol' man, you know. If I lose his boat, he'll put a harpoon in me."</p>
<p>"Families," Jack said. "You just can't pick them, can you?"</p>
<p>He raised his eyebrows, and smiled at the big boatman.</p>
<p>"What do you say?"</p>
<p>"I keep the option to buy back?"</p>
<p>"Of course you do, what do I want with an old rust bucket like this."</p>
<p>Lars pulled back. His eyebrows shot up and then he suddenly burst into a gale of laughter.</p>
<p>"You got the nerve Jack, I say this much for you."</p>
<p>He reached and clapped a vast hand on Jack's shoulder. It almost cracked with the impact.</p>
<p>"Okay, we sink or we swim together. That's fair enough."</p>
<p>Jack opened the bottle and poured Lars another shot. "But try to stay afloat, okay?"</p>
<p>"What you think I been doing all this time? Okay, we got a deal again. I can tell you what the Valkyrie is
worth."</p>
<p>"Sure you can, but I need it official."</p>
<p>"You don't take my word another time?"</p>
<p>"Let's not go down that road again. The man's coming at three and he'll do a rush job. He thinks we're going to
change the insurance policy. We'll get the paperwork tomorrow and then we get the agreement drawn up. Couple of
months down the line, you get to tear it up and sail into the sunset, or the northern lights or <em>Val</em>-bloody-<em>halla</em>.
Wherever."</p>
<p>"And you, Jack? What will you do?"</p>
<p>"I'm sure I'll think of something," Jack said. "Oh, and there's one more thing."</p>
<p>"Another thing, he says now."</p>
<p>"This one's easy. I don't want paid in notes. A simple cash transfer will do. I'll give you a number when the time is
right."</p>
<hr />
<p>Jack spent the rest of the day criss-crossing the city, making a round of calls and he got back just in time to meet
the boys on the boat. By the time they got finished it was after eight and they were all hungry and tired and just a
little deflated after the excitement of the night. Jack arrived at his uncle's house just in time to catch the nine
o clock news.</p>
<p>The disappearing whisky made the headlines.</p>
<p>Blair Bryden at the Levenford Gazette had been onto the story like a bloodhound and by two in the afternoon he had
syndicated it to every tabloid in the country, TV and radio as well. It was a silly-season certainty. The cameras
panned across the front of Aitkenbar Distillery and then flicked to an ashen-faced Sproat who stammered his way
though an interview. </p>
<p>Jack listened to the reporter who could hardly keep from laughing.</p>
<p>"Apparently somebody turned the wrong tap, and enough prime Scotch whisky to fill a swimming pool simply flushed down
the drain."</p>
<p>The scene shifted to the end of the fence where the geese were up and honking at the intrusion.</p>
<p>"The famous geese guards may be upset, and they're not the only ones. The thousands of gallons of famous Glen Murroch
had been maturing for a quarter of a century and was about to be bottled in special souvenir packs. It was the final
operation in the two hundred year old distillery which is being sold to make way for a new retail centre and leisure
complex."</p>
<p>The camera zoomed through the chain-link fence and got a good close up of an angry, mean-eyed goose, then panned
again, round towards the golf course.</p>
<p>"It is believed that the missing whisky ended up in the River. And the evidence?"</p>
<p>The reporter gave a lop-sided grin, turned his head, and the lens followed his downward gaze.</p>
<p>"A stream full of dead fish. Some might even say, <em>dead drunk.</em>"</p>
<p>Jack had been only half awake on the couch, eyelids too heavy to keep open.</p>
<p>He snapped completely awake as the camera brought the scene in the little runnel right into sharp focus.</p>
<p>The pale bodies of the dead fish floated in a small pool, all belly-up.</p>
<p>Jack covered his eyes with his hands, unable to believe what the television showed him.</p>
<p>"Oh brilliant," he breathed. "Donny, you stupid, stupid <em>bastard.</em>"</p>
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