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<h1>13</h1>
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<p>They came down from the plantation in silent convoy. Up beyond the town, hidden from the lights by the black bulk of
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Drumbuie Hill, it was truly dark, all shadows. They freewheeled it from the heights, rather than gun the engines and
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wake people in the ranch-style houses of High Overburn and then on the straight slope they started up. Tam led the
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way on the Dragstar, gauntlet easy on the throttle, his yellow reflector sash just visible in the tanker sidelights.
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Jack stayed in low gear, keeping his foot off the air brakes so they wouldn’t sneeze, and let the engine take the
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weight on the downslope. Jed followed nose to tail, handling the rig nicely. It was easier with them empty. Full,
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they would take some hauling on the big wheel to get round some of the corners they’d face.</p>
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<p>Above them the sky was solid as dark crystal, flawed with stars and a single blazing Venus like a guiding beacon,
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hanging right over Levenford.</p>
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<p><em>Three wise men,</em> Jack thought. <em>Three bloody lunatics.</em></p>
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<p>Him, Jed and Tam trundling down from the hills in two stolen tankers and a big easy rider, sneaking them down the
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narrow access road, hoping nobody would see them. His hands were clenched on the wheel, knuckles white in the
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dashboard light and he had to tell himself to relax. Two in the morning and it was really happening. Overhead the
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sky was clear, but as they rounded the sleeping bulk of Drumbuie Hill, it was evident the summer weather was finally
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beginning to break. Way down the river firth, fine filament edges of approaching clouds brushed the thin crescent
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moon. The air was still warm and humid, but far-off sheet lightning, way distant where the Mull of Kintyre stretched
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down into the Irish Sea, flickered an insistent warning. Already the tops of the tall redwoods in Overburn Estate
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were beginning to tremble in a gathering breeze.</p>
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<p><em>Hold off,</em> he told the weather. <em>Give us a couple of hours.</em></p>
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<p>The rumble of thunder was barely a murmur, miles and miles distant, but it was rolling eastwards on the warm wind.
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Jack looked in the side mirror and got a pale glimpse of Jed mastering the wheel, caught in a brief flicker. He
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could handle the tanker just fine.</p>
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<p>It had taken them almost three hours to transform the big Fruehaufs, the three of them plus Neil, watched by
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Fannieboz, whose personal problem was still chronic. Tam had got the paint while Ed was working on the pump and they
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used the oldest sets of sheets any of them could heist to mask off the wheels and arches and then Jed and Neil had
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swarmed over the surfaces with big soft brushes, changing the silver steel to the muted dun colour of the council
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drains department. Jack and Tam barely had time to let the paint dry before Donny jig-sawed together the thin
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plastic sheets with the blue logo on them and fixed them to the sides, and then they worked on the lengths of old
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shelving brackets from the back-yard at Halfords, making sure they would fit the holes Tam had bored in the frame.
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That was for later. For the moment, they bundled them together and lashed them snugly under the big cylinders and
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out of sight. Donny took Willie McIver's van down to Castle Street to wait for them. Fannieboz whined and fretted in
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amongst the tarpaulins in the back of the van.</p>
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<p><em>Hold off.</em> Jack was talking to himself and to the sky. The last thing they needed tonight was a summer
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rainstorm.</p>
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<p>They had really started at five the previous morning, up with the first rays and down to Gillespie's boat. Jack had
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opened the book and began to tick each item off. Everybody sat around the cabin table, all serious now that they
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were getting down to it.</p>
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<p>"Ladders?"</p>
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<p>"Check." Tam had spent another fifty on a light aluminium set that were now lashed to the second tanker.</p>
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<p>"Sheets? Tarpaulins?"</p>
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<p>"Sure. They're in the van."</p>
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<p>"Donny, what about the fish?"</p>
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<p>"No bother. I got them today."</p>
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<p>"Are they fresh?"</p>
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<p>"You could make a rare sushi. They're still trying to get away."</p>
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<p>"Neil? Still chatting up the birds?"</p>
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<p>Everybody laughed, nervous and high. When it came down to the wire, the tension was beginning to show. Before this it
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had been a game, a plan, a <em>gameplan</em>. Now they were really going through with it. For the past two days Ed
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and the rest of the workers in Aitkenbar had rolled the wide oak barrels of Glen Murroch from storage, old fine
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malt, popped the bungs and emptied them into the big decant tank.</p>
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<p>Ed had waited until the next man was trundling the empty barrel back and the customs chief Jim Gilveray had turned
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away with the supervisor and then he had gone swiftly down the back steps, reached under the massive container and
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used the turnkey Tam had given him. The little square nut had slowly rolled its half-turn and a faint hiss of
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escaping liquid told him he'd got it just right. He was back up and down the other side, shoving the hogshead in
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front of him and was fifty yards distant in less than a minute.</p>
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<p>The geese were a problem. Jack had gone down for the previous feed after Neil had told him and the birds had started
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up their racket long before either of them had got anywhere hear the fence. The big guard-dogs at the front gate had
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picked up the alarm and began howling and gnashing, and they just added to the difficulty.</p>
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<p>"Are the dogs here all night?"</p>
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<p>"Just at the front. The birds have the run of the rest of the place."</p>
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<p>"This won't do," Jack said. "They'll kill us dead."</p>
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<p>"I told you. They love this stuff, but they can smell it a mile away."</p>
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<p>They had got to the fence and the whole troop of the geese lined up at the chain links, squabbling in high flat
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tones, and when Neil started shovelling the corn through the mesh, they fell on it like vultures in a free-for-all
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frenzy.</p>
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<p>There had been so little time to find a solution, so they had to go on instinct and invention. They sent Donny round
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to his aunt Jean. Tam hit a couple of the pubs in Castlebank, and Jack borrowed a gallon of high-octane smelly mash
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from one of his uncle's big plastic bins. Neil fed the birds at eleven, when there was still a hint of light in the
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north sky and they just hoped for the best. If it failed, Jack had told him just to get his brother's slug gun and
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shoot the damn things. It was too late to think of anything else. At a pinch they could eat the evidence.</p>
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<p>Three hours later, they hitched the pump to the back of the trail tanker and the van followed on down past Drymains,
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with Tam still escorting in front. They took the side road along by the castle rock and then swung up the wide bend
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of the river, doubling back in from the west. They stopped in the lee of the sycamore and chestnut trees that formed
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a natural barrier to the main road and pulled in, nose to tail, at the lay-by. </p>
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<p>Thunder rolled, still distant but more threatening now. They gathered in a huddle.</p>
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<p>"Get the tent set up," Jack said. He wet a finger and raised it, catching the faint, charged breeze. The wind was
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coming in straight from the west. Neil opened the van door and everybody got to work. The dip in the road under the
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railway bridge was only four hundred yards downslope, a natural depression bounded by the big Victorian brownstone
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railway wall that gave natural cover from the side of the distillery. Somewhere along the front, a dog barked, low
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and hollow, and another one followed on. Fannieboz whined and fretted, pulling at her leash. Her tongue lolled from
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her narrow jaws. Jack grinned.</p>
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<p>"They can smell her already," he said.</p>
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<p>Ed and Tam started work on the canvas shelter they'd picked up the week before down at Arden after scouting all over
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the area for twenty miles in either direction. It was typical, Ed said. Every time you drive there's a hole in the
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road with a gang of men working in it, and a mile of traffic backed up at the lights. And when you need one, they've
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all gone on strike. Finally they'd found a hole where a sewer had developed a smelly leak and the council team had
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set up their camp, dug a hole, and promptly vanished. It could be another week before they noticed their little
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canvas shelter had disappeared.</p>
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<p>The pair of them used the iron key grips to lift the triangular manhole cover and clanged it on its side against the
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wall, and without a pause, they set up the red and white striped tent. </p>
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<p>Jack and Neil drove away in the van while Fannieboz pawed and scratched. They reached the front gate, where the
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halogen spots glared down on the guard post and the car park, sped on past, and took the little access track along
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the side of the iron fence, all lights off.</p>
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<p>"This should do," Jack said. He got out, stripped off his black gloves again and tested the air.</p>
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<p>"Perfect," he said. Neil unhitched the leather thong and Daisy Ray bounded out, straining at the choker, whip thin
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and hungry, big eyes all a-glitter.</p>
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<p>"<em>They</em> can smell her? She stinks like K-9's whorehouse."</p>
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<p>"You would know," Jack said. Neil wrinkled his nose and hauled back, wafting the air with his free hand. The
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greyhound wheeled around, keening an odd high-pitched note and stuck her nose right into Neil's crotch.</p>
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<p>"Doctor Doolittle. First the geese fancy you, and now you've got a greyhound going for your goolies. Is there
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something we should be told?"</p>
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<p>"Get off, you daft bitch," Neil hissed.</p>
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<p>Fannieboz whined again, nuzzled in a couple more times and them turned right round, tail in the air, backing in
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towards him, head arched back, giving him a hungry look.</p>
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<p>"You've done this before," Jack said, trying to suppress the laughter. "When's the engagement?"</p>
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<p>A couple of hundred yards away, the big dogs began to bay. Fannie yipped and forgot about Neil. He dragged the
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protesting bitch deep into the low trees, well out of sight, and tied the leash to a thin sapling. </p>
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<p>The Rottweilers hit the fence like rhinos only yards beyond the bushes, howling and scrabbling at the mesh, charged
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up with the scent of the bitch in heat. Somewhere off in the dark a man cursed and a light came on in the security
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hut.</p>
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<p>"That should keep them occupied for a while," Jack said. "By the time we're finished, she'll be primed and ready for
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you."</p>
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<p>He slapped Neil on the shoulder and they went back to the van, started up, and kept on the access road to get to the
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river side close to the cooperage. So far, so good. </p>
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<p>The fish smelt almost as strongly as Fannie. Donny Watson had wrapped them in a couple of plastic bags and emptied
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the ice-trays in the freezer to keep them as fresh as possible, but even through two layers of polythene, there was
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no mistaking what was inside. He made his way round the track by the golf course and then followed the little
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rivulet upwards until he reached the concrete outflow from the distillery, hidden by a thicket of blackthorn. He
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began to unwrap the fish and then slowly made his way back downstream, dropping one here and another there, making
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sure there were plenty that could be easily seen by passing golfers. The smell would do the rest.</p>
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<p>When he'd finished, he bundled the plastic up, making sure he got none of the fish stench on his hands, retraced his
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steps back to the thicket again and bulled his way through the thorns to the outflow. The big eight gallon plastic
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container was still where he had hidden it, well out of sight to any but the most determined bush-crawler. None of
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the pringle sweaters would risk their expensive knit on these thorns. </p>
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<p>Donny took the container and wedged it under the lip of the pipe which protruded from the banking about three feet up
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from the streamlet, jammed it in with a couple of big water-smoothed stones, and backed out. If this all went right
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he'd end up with a personal bonus without having to wait for the next phase of Jack's master-plan. What they didn't
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know wouldn't hurt them, and Donny hated to see such a waste.</p>
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<p>They almost fell about laughing when they reached the fence right at the corner of the cooperage. Neil said it was
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the first time in a fortnight he'd turned up here without the geese going berserk and when they finally came round
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the corner and got up close to the fence that separated the barrel-yard from the distillery grounds, they could see
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why.</p>
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<p>The grey plump shapes were scattered over the short grass.</p>
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<p>The mix of barley mash, Lebanese hash and Aunty Jean's diazepam that they'd stirred in with the feed had worked
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almost like magic. Jack held onto the chain link and kept a hand over his mouth, stifling the giggles. Neil was
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holding his belly, but couldn't prevent a tight explosion of laughter from bursting out.</p>
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<p>One of the birds stirred and drew its head out from under its wing, raised up its long neck to its full extent, but
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then all the strength seemed to drain away and its beak flopped to the grass.</p>
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<p>It made a pathetic little honk sound.</p>
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<p>"Drunk as skunks," Neil said. "Smashed out of their brains."</p>
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<p>One of the birds seemed to rally a little. It eased itself to its feet, made a strangled coughing sound and spread
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its wings.</p>
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<p>"It's trying to take off," Neil said.</p>
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<p>"Chocks away."</p>
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<p>It flapped a couple of times, head craned forward, but the force of its wings only sent the bird tumbling backwards
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and it landed on its back with a heavy thump, yellow feet paddling at the air. A companion stirred and took a slow
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motion peck at the fallen goose. Its beady little eyes looked as if they were completely of focus. The one on its
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back blurted a white slug of guano that seemed almost luminescent in the flashlight.</p>
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<p>"Quis custodiet custodii?"</p>
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<p>"What's that?"</p>
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<p>"Latin. Who guards the guards?"</p>
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<p>"Hash, jellies and your uncle's hooch, who the hell needs guards?"</p>
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<p>Over on the far side of the distillery, the big guard dogs had the scent of Fannie at her most fertile and were
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attacking the fence like demons, trying to barge through the chain links, while the handlers were powerless to pull
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them back.</p>
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<p>When they got back to the tankers, Neil went in the back of the van, ignoring the musky greyhound scent and the
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powerful stench of fish, and hauled out the AA roof sign he and Jed had picked up in the scrap yard. It clipped on
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with a couple of bungee rope hooks and in the light of the street lamps, Willie McIver's wheels could pass muster as
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a patrol van, so long as nobody took a really close look. Neil jammed the plug in the cigar lighter and the sign
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glowed orange. He shrugged himself into the uniform. Tam was beside him, stripped out of the leathers and into Jed's
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white stock-car helmet with new chequered stickers round the perimeter. Jed helped him into the white jacket with
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the reflector cuffs.</p>
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<p>"Shame about the bike," he said. "Just don't get too close."</p>
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<p>"I'll tell them I'm from CHIPS."</p>
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<p>"And you'll have had your chips."</p>
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<p>Jack came across. "All set?"</p>
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<p>"Now or never." Tam got a leg over the bike. He was about to clamp the visor down when Jack stopped him.</p>
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<p>"This plumbing will work?"</p>
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<p>"A bit late to ask now," Tam said. "Trust me, I'm a plumber. You do what I told you and it's whisky galore."</p>
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<p>"Okay. You keep on the mobile and let us know what's moving. The sooner the better." He held up the bottle Ed's girl
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Donna had given them. "We need time to get the masks on."</p>
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<p>Franky Hennigan woke up with a blinding light in his eye. He'd been drinking wine for most of the night, straight
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from the bottle, no niceties. He was huddled in the little access tunnel under the old railway, hidden from the road
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by a burgeoning clump of elderberry. He grunted dozily, giving a little snort as he came close to being awake,
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almost exactly like the staggering goose had done.</p>
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<p> "Whassamatta...?"</p>
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<p>The dry stone was shaking under him, just a shiver of vibration, but it had been enough to jolt him out of sleep. The
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harsh light speared into his one open eye and he recoiled in some pain. Through the bushes, a big engine growled and
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the beams made the saplings and bramble runners stand out in stark silhouette. A cloud of dust came billowing
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through the arch of the railway bridge, backlit by the powerful lights.</p>
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<p>Franky Hennigan saw movement out there and backed into a corner. He instinctively reached to protect his emergency
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bottle of Eldorado fortified wine.</p>
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<p>They got the first tanker down from the lay-by and Jed backed the second one up between the trees just off the
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roadside. They had cut some saplings that morning and Jed stuck their sharpened ends in to the soft earth. As
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camouflage it would have been ludicrous in the light of day, but at this time of night, it was enough to hide the
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big truck from any passing traffic. Jed made it down the hill on foot just as Jack and Ed were setting the ladders
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over the sharp spikes of the fence. Ed and Tam had keyed up the manhole and laid it on its side and the workman's
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shelter was set around it.</p>
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<p> Jack stood back and nodded. In black jeans and shirt and his grandfather's old balaclava he looked the part. "It
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would fool me."</p>
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<p>"Let's hope everybody else is as gullible," Ed said, his voice tight and tense, and that was understandable. He'd
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already risked plenty and he was going back in to risk more. Jack turned and took a grip of the ladder.</p>
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<p>"Hold this still," he said to Donny. "Once we're over, get it out of sight and wait for the signal. Five seconds and
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it has to be back up again."</p>
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<p>Donny said okay and Jack went up the rungs, got to the top, raised the second section of the aluminium steps over and
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down, and then disappeared into the dark. Ed followed him, fast as a cat, and was gone in the gloom.</p>
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<p>They went straight across the grass, angling to the right, in the opposite direction to where the deep bass of the
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guard dogs echoed on the gathering wind. Jack could smell the cut grass and the ozone in the air, as if all of his
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senses were somehow heightened and pin sharp. Their feet thudded on the hard-pack and then they were on the cobbles
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close to the big store. Ed worked the gate between the two buildings, using the screwdriver to ease the hasp back
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and they were through. On the wall, two red boxes were marked with flame signs. Ed opened one, Jack took the other
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and then they started unreeling the big fire hoses. Jack lit out for the fence again while Ed headed for the little
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doors at the drain. He fumbled the keys in gloved hands, dropped them, scrabbled in the dark and found them again
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and managed to get the shutter open. By this time Jack was haring back across the grass.</p>
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<p>"Say a big prayer," Jack said.</p>
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<p>"Holy fuck, make this work." Ed laughed. Jack slapped him on the back.</p>
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<p>"Move it."</p>
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<p>The brass ferrule fitted the end of the pipe exactly. Ed jammed it upwards, gave it a quarter turn clockwise. They
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both heard the metallic snick of good engineering.</p>
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<p>"Holy Moses, take these hoses." Ed sounded as if he was strangling. Jack punched him on the shoulder. He grasped the
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turnkey, the same one he'd used on the inside.</p>
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<p>"You lock the other hose on?"</p>
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<p>"Locked and loaded."</p>
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<p>He turned and blipped the little laser pointer he'd picked up in the gadget shop the last time he'd been in Glasgow.
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A red pin-point came from the shadows over by the rail bridge.</p>
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<p>"Hit it."</p>
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<p>Ed pulled on the key. It made a squeal of protest. Jack leaned in, got his weight to it, and the handle turned. For a
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second there was a silence, then a sound like a cistern filling and the flat fire hose began to fill up like a
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hungry worm. A hundred yards away, the sound of the diesel pump kicked in and settled down to a steady throb. The
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hose jerked, straightened, became a cylinder.</p>
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<p>"No turning back now," Jack said.</p>
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<p>Way down the firth, a big flash of lightning careered and stuttered across the sky. A minute later came the rumble of
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thunder.</p>
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<p>"Twelve miles away, maybe a bit more."</p>
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<p>"How can you tell?"</p>
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<p>"I'm a smartarse," Jack conceded. "Trust me."</p>
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<p>The car pulled in from Corrieside and came nosing down the narrow lane between the dairy and the railway bridge. Its
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dipped lights had swung round as it turned in at the bushes, briefly illuminating the side of the tanker. Ed and
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Jack had been half-way over the fence and they jumped for cover into the brambles. Jed hit the red switch on the
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pump and the engine died. Tam had been patrolling the north main road, watching for any traffic that would take a
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turn off down the Bridge Vennel proper, so it was only after the car turned that he saw the red flicker of its tail
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lights and went chasing after it.</p>
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<p>By the time he got halfway along the lane the car lights were off, but he could see its pale shape in against the
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crowded elderberries. As soon as he had turned on North Main, he had switched the bike beam off and let the Dragstar
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coast when he reached the lane. Whoever was inside the car had been in a big hurry. </p>
|
||
|
||
<p>He sat a few yards away, grinning, listening to the loud rhythmic squeak of the springs. The Toyota rocked on its
|
||
axle, back and forth. Inside, a woman's muffled voice spoke and a man grunted a response. Tam strolled forward,
|
||
realising this posed no danger. He reached the car and flipped the visor half way up, leant forward and peered
|
||
inside.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>A pair of white cheeks loomed up from the back seat, flexing and closing in time to the squeaking sounds. The woman
|
||
muttered something and then a bare foot lifted up from the dark and planted itself against the nearside window. Tam
|
||
chuckled and pushed himself away, walking as quietly as he could towards the bike, opening his pocket as he walked.
|
||
He flicked on the light switch and then took the four strides to reach the car. Without hesitation he opened the
|
||
back door, lifted Jack's little camera and flashed it inside, catching the frozen startled faces in white light. A
|
||
man's voice growled and the woman let out a high canine yelp. Her foot flopped out of the car and pawed the air.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Who the <em>fuck</em>....."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Tam stood with his back to the lights. He shot off again and all the startled pair could see was glare. He bent
|
||
forward and slapped the man on his bare cheek with the palm of the thick white gauntlet Jed had lent him. It made
|
||
him even more look the part.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Well, well, well," he said. "What's all this here then?"</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>He used the flashlight to illuminate the parts hidden by his own shadow.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Who the fuck are you?" the man finally got the sentence out. He was trying to turn to face the light, but the woman
|
||
held him by the shoulders, pulling him back on to her. She had seen the white helmet and tried to use him as cover.
|
||
She drew her leg back inside the car. Gooseflesh stood out like a pale rash on her thigh.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Lewd and libidinous practises in a public place," Tam stated solemnly. He pushed in further, swinging the beam
|
||
across the woman's face. She closed her eyes.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"I assume you know this gentleman, ma'am?"</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"I never...I mean...we never..."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Never what, madam?" Tam kept the lights behind him. He tucked the flashlight under his arm, keeping them pinned in
|
||
the glare, pulled out a notebook from an inside pocket. He peered forward and suddenly the man's pale, wide face
|
||
seemed to come into clear focus. Tam had seen him before.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Is this your car sir?" It was Kerr Thomson, the fat customs man from Aitkenbar Distillery. He and Ed had seen him
|
||
and Sproat re-marking the barrels in the distillery store.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Please officer, we weren't doing anything." The woman sounded as if she might suddenly burst into tears.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"So I see," Tam said, twisting the light so that it beamed down on the man's bare backside.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Name?"</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>She reached for a jacket on the back of the passenger seat and pushed the man away, rolling out of sight behind him,
|
||
frantically covering herself. Thomson almost fell out of the car. His legs were pure white in the light and his
|
||
socks were still pulled up to the calves. </p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Listen man, can we not just keep this...."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Name, please. Unless you want to come to the station as you are?"</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"No. It's just that, <em>shit</em>, I'm married, you know?"</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"What about me?" the woman said. Her hand came out of the dark and slapped him on the back of the head. </p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Fuck off," Thomson grunted.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Sir, I have to warn you about your language. Now let's have that name."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Thomson gave it, along with his address. Tam flicked the torch beam across the woman, now covered, but dishevelled
|
||
and pale.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Ma'am?"</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>She lowered her voice until it was barely audible and gave her details. Tam recognised her as the manageress of one
|
||
of the charity shops in town.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Please officer. We never meant any harm. I never meant to do it."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Of course."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Can't we just forget about this?"</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"I don't know if I can, now that it's in the book."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"But I never did any harm," she said. Tam could picture her in her plain, long skirt and her hair pinned up in a bun,
|
||
a picture of respectability. He wouldn't have believed it himself if he hadn't seen that foot pressed against the
|
||
window. She had no taste, that was certain.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>He let the light fall back on Thomson who had managed to get his pants back up and was urgently tucking his shirt
|
||
back in.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Where do you work sir?"</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Aitkenbar Distillery."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"I thought so. A Customs and Excise officer, am I right?"</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Thomson looked as if he would shrivel inside his shirt.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"That's a responsible position sir. Pity to jeopardise it. And you ma'am, I would imagine you would have more, em,
|
||
decorum."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>She nodded meekly, now trembling with fright and embarrassment.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Right then. On your way."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"What happens now?" Thomson asked.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"We'll just have to see, won't we?" He backed away and motioned them to turn back up the lane. Thomson hauled himself
|
||
into the front, shirt-tail still trailing, while she stayed in the shadows in the back. The engine started and he
|
||
cleared off fast. As soon as they were out of sight, Tam burst into uncontrollable laughter. No matter what Thomson
|
||
might have seen in the light of his headlamps, he'd never mention it to a living soul.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Tam hit the one-touch and Jack answered on first ring.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Harley, who the hell was that?"</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Nobody to worry about. I've seen them off."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"You should have seen them sooner."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Okay. I'll block off the lane. But I can't be everywhere."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Do your best man. You just cured my constipation."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Not just yours," Tam said. "Wait till I tell you."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Later." The diesel pump kicked in again and Jack stifled a curse. "Get lost now and keep them well peeled."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Tam laughed and got back on the bike.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>The fire hose sprung a leak. It was three in the morning now and the storm was picking up. Franky Hennigan crawled
|
||
out from the access space, head throbbing enough to make his vision blur. He still clutched the emergency bottle of
|
||
Eldorado. Normally he'd have slept at least until noon, but the rumbling thunder and the pounding of the pump had
|
||
roused him and finally he'd come as completely awake as was possible. The lights stabbed in through the brambles,
|
||
harsh enough to cause him to jerk back, eyes screwed up tight. He held a hand up and peered through the gap between
|
||
his fingers. The lights blazed under the railway bridge and every now and again, a blurred shape would drift in
|
||
front of the beam, sending long and eerie shadows up the walls and across his watery vision.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>He shrank back, unsure of what was happening, but for Franky, at this time of the morning, that was far from an
|
||
unusual state of affairs. He managed to unscrew the top and poured himself a long glug of sweet fortified wine and
|
||
wiped his mouth with the back on his hand. After a while, he fumbled in his pocket for his glasses, believing
|
||
against experience that his vision might clear.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Dogs were baying somewhere in the distance. The second tanker was now in position. Jed had eased the first one up the
|
||
hill, close to where Kerr Thomson had been caught with his pale backside in the air, and Jack Lorne had steered the
|
||
empty one out of cover. Jed pushed the saplings back in place once Jack had trundled the machine down the hill and
|
||
they'd started the pump once more.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Then the hose sprung a leak. Donny was up on the gantry, close to where the umbilical joined with the tank and the
|
||
big corrugated pipe curved away down into the manhole. Jack and Ed were at the pump, huddled down among the exhaust
|
||
fumes that billowed out to catch the main headlight beams and writhed under the railway arch like electric blue
|
||
ghosts. A stutter of forked lightning jabbed across the sky and backlit the whole scene.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Without warning, a thin fountain of whisky spurted upwards in a clear golden arc and sprayed straight down into the
|
||
open manhole.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Leak!" Donny bawled so loud and sudden that Jack jumped back with a start and almost tumbled down the hole. </p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"What's up?" Ed turned and saw the curve of escaping whisky. A heady scent cut through the fumes and the breeze
|
||
carried tiny, tasty droplets.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Oh no."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Plug that," Jack ordered. Donny clambered down and positioned himself over the thin arc, opened his mouth and let
|
||
the whisky jet straight inside. He gulped without closing his lips and excess whisky began to trickle from the
|
||
corner of his mouth.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"I said <em>plug</em> it, not glug it," Jack said. Jed stifled a laugh. Donny closed his eyes, gulped, choked and
|
||
coughed out a whole mouthful in a fine spray.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Donny pulled back, wiped his mouth. "We can't let it go to waste."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"And we can't have you getting pissed."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Jed shoved Donny out of the way and bent low over the leak. He sucked it in like a kid at a school drinking fountain,
|
||
pulled back and they saw his cheeks bulge.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Christ, it's alcoholics unanimous," Jack groaned. </p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Jed swung his head back and began to swallow. He coughed, even more violently than Donny, and sprayed overproof
|
||
whisky into the headlight beams.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Man, that would cut glass." He stood up, eyes swimming, giggled again and then took a smaller mouthful. "But it's
|
||
class, man. That's the real stuff."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Come on guys," Jack said. "You can smell that a mile away."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Ed came across, cupped his hands out and let some whisky fill them up. </p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Dead posh," Donny said. Ed took a sip.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Not bad." </p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Jack held Ed's hands up. He supped a mouthful, swished it around with his tongue and spat it out. </p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Good. It <em>is</em> real class. And we've got five thousand gallons to go, so plug that gap or we'll lose the whole
|
||
bloody lot."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Donny peeled away and climbed up into the cab. He came back with a big plastic container with a chamois cloth jammed
|
||
through the handle-space, unscrewed the lid and emptied all the water out of it. He pushed it under the curve of the
|
||
spray until the nozzle was right underneath it and immediately it began to fill.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Five gallons," Donny said.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Plug it," Jack insisted.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"In a minute," Donny countered. The water-drum boomed hollow as it slowly filled.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>He turned back and a light blared just beyond the arch and they all froze.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Only me," Tam said. He stopped and jacked the bike up on its stance. "Hey, you can smell drink halfway along the
|
||
street."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>He bent to a knee and was just about to cup a mouthful when the phone chirruped. Jack answered. Neil spoke.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Are you there Jack?"</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Use code."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Okay, Elvis to Retro, somebody coming," he said. "It could be the cops."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Where are you"</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Up on North Main, just at the corner."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Jack pulled Tam to his feet. "North Main corner. Intruders. Go see."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Tam looked thirstily at the trickle of whisky, but he did as he was told.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Up at the corner, Neil was leaning with his elbows on the top of the van, binoculars jammed up against his eyes.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"It <em>is</em> the cops."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"What do they want?"</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Your arse if they catch you."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Tam looked blank for a second.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"The uniform," Neil said. "Impersonating the fuzz."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Oh shit!"</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>The car was approaching slowly on the narrow road and by now they could read the police sign on the roof. Tam jerked
|
||
the helmet off, threw it in the back of the van and crouched down behind the bike. Neal leaned over it, angling his
|
||
flashlight down at the engine.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Need a hand?" The policeman leaned out of the passenger side.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Just a broken chain. He'll be out of here in no time."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>A big flicker of lightning sizzled across the sky. Ten seconds later, thunder rolled right across the firth.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Looks like you're in for a filthy night," the policeman said. "Somebody reported some dogs out here. Have you seen
|
||
anything?"</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Neil straightened up, but kept his face away from the light.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Probably the lightning got them worked up," he said. "You can hear them now."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Down on the far side of Aitkenbar Distillery, the big Rottweillers were still baying in the dark, deep booms of sound
|
||
that echoed from the bay walls.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"We'd better check it." The window rolled up and the car moved forward. Tam eased himself up from the lee side of the
|
||
bike.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Neil was already on the phone.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Police on the way. Coming <em>now.</em>"</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Jack spoke fast, urgent. Donny froze, mouth wide.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Don't just stand there." Ed was moving, down into the manhole. Jack was hunkered down, delving into the
|
||
haversack.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Plug that leak," he ordered. Donny unfroze, cast left and right, and then got to his knees. He pulled the chamois
|
||
cloth from the container, screwed the lid back on. Ed grabbed it and dragged it down into the hole. He slipped the
|
||
white mask over his face and they all followed suit, just as Jack opened the bottle of solution Donna Bryce had
|
||
given them, bent and poured its contents straight into the puddle of water and whisky at the bottom of the hole.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>A cloud of acrid vapour billowed green in the light.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Jesus <em>fuck</em>!" Donny coughed again, this time deep and retching.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Mask on. And plug that hose." Jack got the words out fast before his throat began to constrict. Donny slammed the
|
||
mask over his nose, grabbed the chamois cloth and without a pause he stuck his finger into the little hole in the
|
||
hose fabric. The jet of whisky died. He covered his hand with the cloth and quickly wrapped it around the hose.
|
||
Seconds later, the police car headlights swung round the corner, swept twin beams across green fence spikes and came
|
||
moving slowly down towards the dip under the bridge.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p><em>Keep moving-keep moving-keep moving.</em> Donny's plea was a monotone litany.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Shut up, you numpty." Jed punched his shoulder and crawled into the shadow under the back wheels out of sight.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>The car stopped. The window rolled down.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Got a problem here?" Constable Derek Travers poked his head out. Jack recognised the voice he'd heard outside old
|
||
Tim Farmer's door.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>He stood up, his grey hair blue-tinged in the light. He cupped a hand to hear over the throbbing of the pump and the
|
||
policeman pushed out further. He caught a whiff of the ammonia fumes and his face screwed up into a grimace.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"What in the name....?"</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"It's a wee leak," Jack said. The ammonia swamped the sweet scent of the whisky. Mixed with the carbon monoxide from
|
||
the pump engine, it tasted rank and poisonous on the warm air.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"A leak of what? Toxic waste?"</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Old sewage," Jack said. "Don't come too close unless you've had tetanus jags."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"My god, boys, that smell is awful. I don't envy you at all, working in that shite."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Somebody's got to do it."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Rather you than me." The policeman sat back and scanned the scene, taking in the masked men in the hole, the pump,
|
||
the big tanker. "I hope you're on double time."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>The car began to ease forward as the window rolled upwards and Donny turned, keeping his back to them. His finger was
|
||
growing numb from the high pressure in the hose. Just on the point of turning he lost his balance and reflexively
|
||
moved his hand to steady himself.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Whisky jetted up in a powerful squirt and splashed across the back window of the police car.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Everything seemed to stop. Ed let out a low groan. Behind the mask it sounded as if he was in deep pain. Jack's heart
|
||
thudded in his chest and then seemed to somersault. For a second his hearing faded out in a sudden thick pressure
|
||
pulse.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>The patrol car stopped.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"What was that?" The window was only half-way up. "I hope that wasn't sewage."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Donny scrabbled to get his finger back on the leak. Ed jumped up out of the hole. He hoisted the big container that
|
||
now sloshed whisky.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Not at all. Just some of this disinfectant. Keeps the germs down."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Jack put his face in his hands. The ammonia smell was catching in the back of his throat, making him want to retch
|
||
very hard. His stomach was turning over in loops, but that was caused by a powerful attack of awful anxiety. He
|
||
tried to hold his breath.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Ed stuck a hand in the pocket of his overalls and pulled out a towel rag. He leant forward and rubbed the whisky off
|
||
the window and the bodywork.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Funny smell for disinfectant."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Got a lot of wood alcohol in it," Ed said, thinking on his feet. "Kills all known germs dead. Environmental
|
||
protection."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>He moved up towards the front.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Don't breathe any of that in," he said. "And give the car a quick slunge down, just in case."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>The first policeman turned to the driver.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Don't bother. I'm not touching that stuff. We'll just run it through the wash."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>The driver coughed, rasping. "Roll that up, would you? That stench is making me vomit."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>The window completed its travel very quickly and the car sped away.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Jack let out the big breath that had backed up in his lungs. Ed tottered back against the side of the tanker and
|
||
clamped his hands to his chest.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Nearly gave me a heart attack.," Jack muttered."Now do me a huge favour and plug that leak, loony tunes."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Jed got the duct tape from the cabin and they stopped the pump for a minute while the pair of them wrapped the
|
||
binding round the hose until the fountain dwindled to a trickle, then a slow sweat. Jed pulled the starter cable and
|
||
just at that moment lightning flashed almost overhead. A crash of thunder ripped the sky only a second later and Jed
|
||
jumped so violently his feet came clear off the road.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Steady," Jack said, but he was wondering just how much his own heart could take. The wind was really picking up now
|
||
and that was good. It helped clear the awesome stench of ammonia out of the hole. </p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"How are we doing?"</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Ed checked the gauge. "Three quarters now. Half an hour max and we're full."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>The wind eddied around them, swirling up the scent of strong whisky. Donny kept his head down and his hands planted
|
||
on the taped hole, making sure it didn't rupture again. The hose flexed again and throbbed like a vein as the malt
|
||
began to flow once more. </p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Fannieboz had done a marvellous job just by being herself. Neil, on the other hand, had been less than conscientious,
|
||
but he'd always been chubby as a kid and never really got into the scouting thing. He'd tied the bitch up to a
|
||
sapling deep in the cover of the scrub close to the east side of the chain-link fence, and if he'd known more about
|
||
knots the big Rottweilers would have exhausted themselves in an attempt to get through the wire.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Nothing the two security men could do made any difference at all. The dogs were just too strong and altogether single
|
||
minded to haul back from the fence. Out there in the dark of the trees, the little greyhound whined and fretted,
|
||
every bit as excited as the two big hounds. Every zip of lightning and every cannonade of thunder made her jitter
|
||
and jump, whimpering as if in pain and hauling at the thong that Neil had slung round a thin stem. By the time the
|
||
police car eased round to the front gate, she had almost choked herself in a determined bid to get free.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>The gateman pointed over to the dark at the far side of the malt house where the booming of the dogs competed with
|
||
the wind that was now whipping the tops of the trees. </p>
|
||
|
||
<p>They were just nosing down the lane that Jack and Neil had taken in the van when Fannie pulled again and the slack
|
||
knot finally tugged free and she was off through the undergrowth in a thin grey streak. The big rottweillers heard
|
||
her break through the dry stems and took off in pursuit, parallel to the fence, heading for the river side behind
|
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the kiln where the barley was roasted. The two exasperated security men, neither of whom had much experience with
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dogs, followed, cursing.</p>
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<p>They just reached the corner, with Fannie well out in front, when the black sky opened and the summer heatwave came
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to an abrupt end.</p>
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<p>A bolt of lightning hit the old weathervane on top of the high church steeple and sizzled down the copper line,
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sending blue arcs stuttering right over the town. The dogs howled their frustration when they skidded at the turn
|
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and slammed into the fence on the river corner.</p>
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<p>Rain simply fell out of the sky. A couple of big drops thudded on the top of the tanker where it protruded from the
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railway bridge, drumming on the cabin roof and then it just came down in a deluge. Lightning flashed again and the
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thunder ripped along north main along with the blast of wind that came on the forefront of the storm.</p>
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<p>The thin emulsion paint began to wash away in big rivulets.</p>
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<p>"Come on," Jack yelled to make himself heard. On the far side of the distillery, dogs were howling. "Are we nearly
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there?"</p>
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<p>Jed was up at the gauge.</p>
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<p>"Eleven thou. Give it another five minutes and we're full."</p>
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<p>Jack stood down there in the hole, already soaked through. The rain killed the ammonia stench but it was so heavy
|
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that it simply ran off the dusty soil in the verges and onto the tarmac, spreading in a sheet right across the road
|
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on the downslope.</p>
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<p>"Just what we need," Jack bawled. He got on the phone. "Harley? Five minutes and we're out of here. You better come
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on down now."</p>
|
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|
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<p>Ed lugged the five gallon drum from the base of the manhole. The pump kept on working. A fine spray of whisky forced
|
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itself past the duct tape in a hazy sizzle.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"I don't think we can wait five minutes," he said, banging Jack on the shoulder. He pointed up at the tanker. Jack
|
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looked up and saw the big silver streaks widen as the rain stripped the paint and he turned his face up to the
|
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rolling sky. Heavy droplets filled his eyes and bounced from his cheeks.</p>
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<p>"Thank you Lord, that's just what we need. Any cops come now and we're dead in the water. Nobody said it had to be
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easy, did they?"</p>
|
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<p>Jed pointed up the slope, where the cascade was now a stream cutting right across the road. A steady gush was pouring
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straight into the manhole. "That's going to flood."</p>
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<p>"Okay, get ready to shift."</p>
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<p>Down beyond the perimeter fence, the dogs bayed like werewolves.</p>
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<p>"They've moved," Donny said. "Something's happening."</p>
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<p>Jack stood still and concentrated. The noise was coming from the far side of the distillery, much closer to the
|
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river, where the malt house butted against the cooperage. Fannie's high pitched bark was on the move.</p>
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<p>"Damn. She must have got loose."</p>
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<p>"If they shag her, we're going to have a weird-looking litter."</p>
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<p>"Catch her later. We'll just say it was Neil." The rain dripped from Jack's chin and ran down inside his collar.</p>
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<p>"Twelve and a quarter," Jed called down. "Ready to shut off."</p>
|
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<p>"Right Ed, get the ladders." Ed was already pulling them from the undergrowth. A steady dirty stream of water
|
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cascaded from the edge of the bridge and the drain was now full and overflowing. Beyond the tanker a black puddle
|
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was beginning to expand to the far side of the road. Tam pulled up on the bike. He'd changed out of the police
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helmet and back onto the black.</p>
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<p>"Anything moving?"</p>
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|
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<p>"No. Neil's up on North Main. No sign of the gendarmes."</p>
|
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<p>Jed was holding his hand up. "Nearly there. Give it a minute."</p>
|
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||
<p>"No time," Jack said. The paint was simply dissolving from the big tank and flowing down into the widening puddle,
|
||
turning it a hazy pale. Already the duct tape holding the posters was beginning to pucker and shrivel. One corner
|
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had started to peel away from the steel.</p>
|
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<p>"Up and over," Jack said. "You too Jed. As soon as it's full, lock it off and then start rolling the hoses back."</p>
|
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<p>"What about me?" Donny wanted a job to do.</p>
|
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|
||
<p>"Stay with Tam, keep your eyes peeled, and if anybody comes, just bluff it. If that fails, faint."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Lightning flickered again, juddered across the sky, turning the whole scene blue for an instant. Purple after-images
|
||
danced in Jack's vision and he held onto the top rung until his sight came back. Ed gave him a shove, urging him up
|
||
and they scrambled back over the fence.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>The ground was sodden. They scuttered across the grass, slip-sliding in the new puddles. Over by the cooperage the
|
||
Rottweilers sounded as if they had cornered a bear. A high pitched yipping came from close to the river basin and
|
||
then, as if they had just woken up, the geese joined in.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Better move it fast," Ed said. He reached the junction and was down on his knees in two inches of water. "They're
|
||
coming this way."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>The turn key was out and he slipped it over the nut. Jack was on the phone.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Bullitt, tell me when."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Any time now," Jed said. Jack nodded and Ed put his weight to it. The drumming of the rain almost swamped the chug
|
||
of the pump. Jack strained to hear and made a fist when he heard the pump die. The hose lost its rigidity, seemed to
|
||
shrink in on itself and then began to flatten out.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Two hundred yards away the geese went berserk.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Ed shoved on the junction, turned anti clockwise and the connector dropped away. Whisky simply poured out of the
|
||
narrow pipe and went straight down the drain with a hollow gurgle. Ed coughed, jammed a hand under the flow and
|
||
copped a small taste again.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"What the hell," he said. "It's a rotten night."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Jack tapped him a pat on the back and without a word, the pair of them started to haul in the hoses. Several gallons
|
||
of the finest Glen Murroch whisky, the dregs of the filler tank, emptied away down the drain.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Down at the tanker Donny was all a-jitter. Jed was over the fence, rolling up the nearest fire hose, and Donny and
|
||
Tam had to haul the pump out from under the bridge where they could hoist it on to the back of the van. Tam called
|
||
Neil and told him to get down here. The gauge on the tanker showed it was carrying almost twelve thousand
|
||
gallons.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"What's that?" Donny said. He had to shout over the drumming of the rain. Big hailstones were mixed in with the
|
||
raindrops, and they clattered on the top of the big loader. </p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"What?"</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Donny stopped, put a hand over his eyes, stared down the slope beyond the arch of the bridge. Tam caught a motion in
|
||
the shadows.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Somebody's there."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Cops?"</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"How would I know?"</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>The two of them stood, undecided for a moment. Tam took the flashlight from his inside pocket and stabbed a beam of
|
||
light down into the side of the road where the saplings crowded out from a niche. A pale face jerked back into
|
||
shadow.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Tam turned to Donny, held a hand up for silence, and walked towards it.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Franky Hennigan saw the figure stride out towards him, backlit by the headlamps and turned to scurry back up to the
|
||
shelter just as a burst of lightning jittered from the base of the clouds and almost blinded him.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>He grunted, barked his shin on the stone step and dropped the bottle of Eldorado that had been clutched in one hand.
|
||
By a miracle it landed right on the cork, bounded and rolled onto a patch of soft wet earth. Big hailstones tinkled
|
||
against the glass as the bottle slid back down towards the step.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>The black figure loomed. The lightning was still dancing in Franky's eyes. All he saw was a big round shiny head and
|
||
his own reflection on the visor.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"You should not be here," a muffled voice spoke to him.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"I never did anything," Franky said, bewildered and scared. His eyes flicked to the bottle and the figure half
|
||
turned. It reached down, picked the bottle and twisted the cork.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>It turned away and slowly vanished into the pool of light.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Hey, that's my Eldorado," Franky mumbled plaintively.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Tam reached the tanker.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"It's just old manky Franky Hennigan," he told Donny. "Half jaked. He doesn't know whether he's having a shit or a
|
||
haircut."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>He flipped the visor. "Watch this."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Tam emptied the remains of the cheap wine into the hole and then quickly opened the drum. He eased it forward and
|
||
poured carefully until the bottle was filled again. He winked at Donny and then flipped the visor back down
|
||
again.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Franky huddled in the corner of the shelter when the figure came striding back through the swirl of the halogen
|
||
lights, wreathed in the vapour of the fumes and the rain sizzling on the hot pump motor.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Manky Franky Hennigan," the voice said. The tramp cowered back as it loomed towards him. "We come in peace."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>It reached forward and for a befuddled moment he thought it was making a grab for him.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"We come from a distant galaxy far, far away. And <em>we</em> know who you are."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"How come?"</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"We just know, Franky Hennigan. We know <em>everything.</em> And to show you our powers, we have chosen you. Take
|
||
this."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>It held the bottle forward. Franky instinctively reached a grubby hand for it. Drunk as he was, he realised it was
|
||
now full.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Open it and be astonished."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Franky popped the cork and a waft of whisky eddied up. The figure leant in further and a black shiny finger touched
|
||
him in the middle of the chest.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Tell no-one, or we will return with a death ray to fry your brain."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>He held up the little camera and blipped the flash. Franky screwed his eyes up against it.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Nobody. Not a soul. Right. Honest. I'll not say a word." Franky tried to push himself through the stone wall behind
|
||
him. The black figure seemed to stare at him a long time before it turned and walked straight towards the lights and
|
||
vanished into it.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Franky raised the bottle to his lips and took a huge drink of the best whisky he had tasted for as long as he could
|
||
recall.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"It's a miracle," he said, as his vision began to waver.</p>
|
||
<hr />
|
||
<p>They got out just in time. The storm reached a crescendo and now all the rain had turned to hail, great clear marbles
|
||
of ice that shattered on the road and bounced off the tanker. Down at the edge of the cooperage the excited dogs
|
||
were slamming into the fence, howling into the thunder and the geese blared back at them, whooping their wings
|
||
against the wind. The two handlers tried to pull the Rottweilers back but they were well beyond control. Beyond
|
||
them, the two policemen had their own flashlights out, trying to locate the source of the disturbance.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"It's like Sauchiehall Street in rush hour," Ed said. "We'd better get the hell out."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Jed was almost up alongside them now, working from the outside in as he rolled the hose into a spiral. The last of
|
||
the whisky was still trickling down the drain.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"What a waste," Jed said.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"That's what will save our hides," Jack shielded his face against the wind. "Believe me."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>The little red light flickered over by the fence, three stabs and then it was gone.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"That's it," Jack said. "Store the hoses and let's move."</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Donny bawled something from across the grass and Jack cursed.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Bloody big mouth." Out in the dark the geese were going haywire, but they sounded closer now. The Rottweillers were
|
||
stuck at the fence, where the flashlights stabbed through the dark. A grey shape came looming out of the gloom. </p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Brilliant" Ed said. The goose lunged for him, furiously beating its wings, running bottom-heavy and ungainly. Its
|
||
mean eyes glittered. He jerked back and the snapping beak missed him by a scant inch.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Come on," Jack urged. Jed came out from the side gate where the hoses were stacked, clanged the gate shut. Jack
|
||
slipped the little padlock back on the hatch. The big goose came rushing in again, honking like a donkey and took a
|
||
nip at Jed's backside.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Piss off," he growled and then the three of them were running for the fence with the big grey bird hissing at their
|
||
heels. They scrambled over and Jack hauled the ladders up while the angry gander craned its neck through the
|
||
rails. </p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Stow it," he told Donny, slipping down the nearside into the brambles, catching his sodden boiler suit on the
|
||
thorns. He rolled and then tumbled out onto the road. The big tanker stood in its own pale paint puddle. It looked
|
||
as if it was sloughing its skin.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>"Let's get to hell out of here," Jack said. He clambered into the cabin just as Neil came down in the van. Jed and
|
||
Donny unhitched the pump, clipped it to the towbar. Jack backed the tanker out, turned at the corner and waited
|
||
until Ed got in front and they pulled up the hill once more.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>In his alcove, a bleary Franky Hennigan felt the ground shiver and tremble as the bright headlights seemed to recede
|
||
into the storm, leaving nothing but a hazy white puddle and wisps of fumes that rolled blue in the darkening gloom.
|
||
The lights winked out and he was alone with his miracle gift.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>They worked fast up at the trees while Neil and Tam kept a watch out on either side of the hill. The police and the
|
||
security men were still trying to calm the dogs down, though the geese, having woken up, possibly badly hungover,
|
||
were now set to attack anything that moved.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>Jed and Neil unshipped the metal shelving brackets and Jack pulled the collection of old power drills from the
|
||
toolbox. They had practised this before, so there was nothing to be said. They all worked in tight unison, quickly
|
||
erecting the frame, using the drills to screw the bolts through the nuts and onto the tanker frames. In less than
|
||
twenty minutes they had the simple box-frames assembled. Jack called Tam back down and they hauled the green
|
||
tarpaulins from the back of the van and again worked as two teams, tenting the fabric over the makeshift frames. Tam
|
||
lashed them down to the stanchions and stood back.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>The two tankers had vanished under the tarpaulins. Ed put the finishing touches, unshipping the Fruehauf decals from
|
||
the front grilles and bolting on the Daf badges from the scrap-yard. The box-frames were now hidden from view under
|
||
the big green sheets. To any passer by, they just looked like covered container wagons. Where Tam had managed to
|
||
swipe the Eddie Stobart tarpaulins was his secret, but as camouflage, there was nothing better.</p>
|
||
|
||
<p>They pulled away from the trees, Jed following nose to tail, and left the furious geese craning up to vent their fury
|
||
on the storm.</p>
|
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