QUOTES</p>
<p>Jack</p>
<p>It makes no difference whether you win or lose until you lose. </p>
<p>If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you have tried. 
   <strong>Rule of Failure</strong> </p>
<p>Poor people are allowed the same dreams as everyone else. 
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<p>Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.</p>
<p>Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win."</p>
<p>GRANDAD</p>
<p>If a thing's worth having, it's worth cheating for.
<em>--W.C. Fields to Mae West</em></p>
<p>"Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all its students!" </p>
<p>I don't have any bad habbits. They might be bad habits for other people, but they're all right for me. 
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<p>". " </p>
<p>- Al Capone (1899-1947) </p>
<p><strong>Bet against the crowd. You'll never make money if you follow like a sheep</strong> </p>
<p>Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. Helen Keller</p>
<p>There is no security on earth; there is only opportunity. 
  <strong>Gen. Douglas MacArthur</strong> </p>
<p>Jed</p>
<p>Shredded cabbage goes great with shredded carrots and mayonnaise. 
   <strong>Cole's Law</strong> </p>
<p>We're on a mission from God.
<em>--Dan Aykroyd</em> </p>
<p>Truth? You can't handle the truth</p>
<p>ED</p>
<p>"Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!"</p>
<p>A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real money.</p>
<p>"It's not an optical illusion, it just looks that way."
<em>-Anon</em></p>
<p>"Shaken, not stirred."</p>
<p>"If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished." </p>
<p>Neil</p>
<p>Open the pod bay doors, Hal.
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<p>"Surely you can't be serious."
- "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."</p>
<p>" </p>
<p>Let sleeping ducks lie.</p>
<p>You talkin' to me?
<em>--Robert DeNiro</em> </p>
<p>For a minute I thought we were in trouble. Butch.</p>
<p>"I pushed the button and erased your master tape."
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<p>"They uh, was givin' me ten thousand watts a day, you know, and I'm hot to trot. The next woman takes me out is gonna light up like a pinball machine, and pay off in silver dollars." Cuckoo's nest.</p>
<p>"If you ever need anything, please don't hesitate to ask someone else first."
<em>-(Nirvana) Milk It</em> </p>
<p>"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one."
<em>-(John Lennon) Imagine</em> </p>
<p>-In all due respect, sir...f*** you sir (outbreak)</p>
<p>Donny</p>
<p>Most of my cliches aren't original. 
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<p>This is unparalyzed in the state's history. 
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<p>Every silver lining has a cloud around it. </p>
<p>He was between a rock and the deep blue sea. </p>
<p>I do hope you don't think I'm making a mountain out of a molehill, but that's the whole kettle of fish in a nutshell. </p>
<p>It seems to be an insurmountable opportunity.</p>
<p>Barking dogs don't bite people they don't know. </p>
<p>Don't put all your chickens in one basket.</p>
<p>Let me ask a point-blunt question.</p>
<p>For all intensive purposes, ....</p>
<p>I flew it by ear.</p>
<p>There's another flaw in the ointment.</p>
<p>That would wreck havoc on the system.</p>
<p>You can separate the wheat from the shaft.</p>
<p>That's no skin off our teeth.</p>
<p><STRONG>TAM</strong></p>
<p>Don't force it; get a larger hammer. 
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<p>Inside every small problem is a large problem struggling to get out. </p>
<p>Past tense means you used to be nervous.</p>
<p>Houston, we have a problem. <em>--Tom Hanks</em> </p>
<p>A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street, and...........ooooohhhhhh, that's much better...</p>
<p>I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" </p>
<p>My friend Winnie is a procrastinator. He didn't get his birthmark until he was eight years old. </p>
<p>What was sliced bread the greatest thing since? </p>
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<p><strong>Kate    </strong></p>
<p>Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. 
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<p>If you want to feel rich, just count all of the things you have that money can't buy. 
<strong>In order to be honest in what you say, first be honest in what you do; don't do 
anything  you'd need to lie about.</strong></p>
<p>?  He is not a SEX MACHINE - He is ROMANTICALLY AUTOMATED</p>
<p>?  She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.</p>
<p>She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.</p>
<p>?  She is not a SCREAMER or MOANER - She is VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE.</p>
<p>?  She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.</p>
<p>He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL</p>
<p>?  She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.</p>
<p>Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it is genetic.</p>
<p>If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.</p>
<p>It had been a rough day, so when I walked into the party I was very chalant, despite my efforts to appear gruntled and consolate. </p>
<p>I was furling my wieldy umbrella for the coat check when I saw her standing alone in a corner.  She was a descript person, a woman in a state of total array.  Her hair was kempt, her clothing shevelled, and she moved in a gainly way. </p>
<p>Nevertheless, since this was all new hat to me and I had no time to prepare a promptu speech, I was petuous.  Wanting to make only called-for remarks, I started talking about the hors d'oeuvres, trying to abuse her of the notion that I was sipid, and perhaps even bunk a few myths about myself. </p>
<p>Mason: Your best? Losers always whine about their best; Winners go home and fuck the Prom queen. The Rock</p>
<p>I feel the need, the need for speed! </p>
<p>flowers wilt, apples rot. 
thieves get rich and saints get shot. 
God don't answer prayers a lot. </p>
<p>That's the way it is.
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<p>Expletives: Pratt, arse, dickhead, nobber, prick, thicko.gonad, cochroach, polecat, scumbag, blowjob, dick, fart, stud, tit, tube, dolt, plonker, dildo, sod, tit, tosser,  twat, wanker, creep.</p>
<p><STRONG>CLICHES</strong></p>
<p>Absolute power corrupts absolutely</p>
<p>All bets are off</p>
<p>All hands to the pump</p>
<p>Any port in a storm</p>
<p>Back to the drawing board</p>
<p>Best thing since sliced bread, The</p>
<p>Between a rock and a hard place</p>
<p>Blow a gasket, To</p>
<p>Busting a gut</p>
<p>Call a spade a spade</p>
<p>Can't teach an old dog new tricks, You</p>
<p>Caught me off guard</p>
<p>Dead as a doornail</p>
<p>Glutton for punishment</p>
<p>Go through the roof, To</p>
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